NORTH CAROLINA TOWN BANS THONGS
Swimmers at Kure Beach in North Carolina will have to leave their thongs at home.
The town, nicknamed "Mayberry with a beach," has banned swimmers from wearing revealing swimwear, thus making thongs illegal.
Mayor Dean Lambeth said, "We're going to keep this as close to Mayberry with a beach as you can keep it."
It's a good thing, I mean would you want to see Aunt Bee in a thong? Somehow Mayberry with a beach is just plain wrong.