Though I haven’t been in a literature class since the Truman administration (or so it seems), I still remember the titles of those wonderful classics. Well, I didn’t actually read them… I was too busy screwing around. I don’t even think I used the CliffsNotes versions… that would have been too much trouble. Now I see this little find. Book-A-Minute Classicsoffers… guess what? Condensed versions of classic books. I’m talking about the gist of the story in about three sentences. How about Jane Eyre? Edward Rochester..”My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.” Jane Eyre..”Bye.” (Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.) THE END. Where was this when I needed it?