DRUNK OF THE DAYA Richfield, Wisconsin, man attempted to drive a golf cart 40 miles to his home ... while drunk. Oh, and he was on a major highway as well.
The 47-year-old had downed at least ten beers before he took off on the cart after relatives had left him at a local golf course.
The police report later said that the man wasn't sure where he was when the police pulled him over and that "he did not even realize he was driving the golf cart on the road until he saw the squad with the lights behind him."
He was released into his wife's custody after being charged with multiple offenses.