THE ENTIRE WORLD VERSUS PARIS HILTON
by James Lee Jobe
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posted Oct 26 2011 6:25PM
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 Have you heard? Now the government of Japan is picking on Paris Hilton. Paris can't enter Japan because of the little tiny bit of coke found in her purse recently. Why, it was no more than a little wake-me-up! Poor Paris! Why does the world beat her up so? Anytime she is in the news my wife verbally assaults her, saying things that a court might call slander. I always try to calm her down, explaining that Paris is really just a simple and sweet young lady, picked on by the press and by law enforcement everywhere. I am convinced that this is so having seen her home movies, which if nothing else, certainly show her incredible vulnerability. Lighten up on Paris, people! Just step back and let her grow and flourish. You'll see. Paris Hilton will make you proud one day.
-Jobe
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