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Alex Smith.. At Last...

I just want good things to happen to this guy.  No, I didn’t expect him to return to the 49ers this season.  He’s been vilified, spit on, virtually tarred and feathered… and blamed for everything including the Lindbergh kidnapping.  To say his first six seasons were a little rocky is the understatement of the year.  But look what’s happened.  Sports Illustrated’s Jim Trotter says Alex is “reborn.”  With Jim Harbaugh on board… and with essentially the same roster as last year… the Niners are 5-1.  I thought if Alex Smith was just decent this year, it would be a confidence boost for him.  He’s been better than that.  And this humble kid (who’s the same age as Tim Lincecum), still gives credit to his teammates.  And his guys love him back.  The other day, Frank Gore said “Number 11’s coming!  You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”  If Alex keeps this up, he’ll be more than the Comeback Player of the Year… he’ll be Comeback Player of The Decade.  No, Alex Smith is not Joe Montana.  The good news is…. he doesn’t have to be.  In this week’s SI, Peter King suggests that Alex Smith vs. Aaron Rodgers in the NFC title game is not impossible.  Yes, this is the same Peter King who picked the Rams to win the West. monica’sdad photo
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Bryant Gumbel.. What Were You Thinking?

One of my favorite shows is Real Sports on HBO, which seems to pop up once a month.  Investigative pieces, player profiles, behind the scenes stories.. they’re always top notch, and well worth finding.  But this month’s commentary by Bryant Gumbel on the status of the NBA lockout is what’s drawing a lot of heat.  He made reference to NBA Commissioner David Stern as “a modern day plantation overseer.”  Yikes.  Are you kidding?  A slavery reference?  You obviously knew that would light a fire.  Well, if you just wanted to get Real Sports some attention… you certainly got your wish.  I don’t suppose this discussion will die down anytime soon.  Shaun Powell of ESPNNewYork.com writes, “You can disagree with his tactics and his strategy and his idea of what makes for a financially stable NBA.  But you can’t, under any circumstances, compare the most progressive commissioner in sports to a slave owner.” otterman56 photo
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The Handshake = The Season...

I know, you’ve heard about the overblown Harbaugh-Schwartz incident a hundred times this week.  But I realized that the Handshake and ensuing melee, which took all of about 12 seconds… is a microcosm of what the 49ers have done to most of their opponents this season.  They get under your skin, and there’s nothing you can do about it.  Getting beat by a bunch of no-names is so humiliating that afterward you chase them across the field and yell, “You ruined my day!”  They not only refuse to apologize.. they’re laughing all the way to the locker room.  xoque photo
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Dan Wheldon.. 1978 - 2011

IndyCar racing star Dan Wheldon is gone, following one of the worst crashes in the history of the sport… at Las Vegas Motor Speedway.  He was a husband, a father… a champion and friend to many.  Along with millions, I love the sport of auto racing.  Of course, there’s risk and danger.  And some will say that any race track is an accident waiting to happen.  But there have been serious doubts about the safety of the steeply banked Las Vegas layout for years.. that it’s too fast, too dangerous.  When someone as experienced as Dario Franchitti says, “IndyCars shouldn’t be racing here”..  someone should listen.  macahanC6R photo
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The Handshake.. Get Over It...

Let’s face it, the 49ers shocked the Detroit Lions, the team the rest of America has been fawning over for weeks.  Most of the NFL reporters wouldn’t know Delanie Walker from Delaney and Bonnie… and yet that fourth down slant play to the 49ers tight end sealed the deal in a thriller.  But all anyone wants to talk about is The Handshake. Hilarious.  Here’s what I saw:  America’s darling got punched in the mouth by a bunch of no-names.  Well, they do have names.  Like Anthony Davis, Chilo Rachal, Aldon Smith and Teddy Ginn.  And Lions coach Jim Schwartz?  I knew you were in trouble when you implied that the 49ers were intimidated by deferring the kickoff.  From what I can gather, you’re a cocky loudmouth coach who even trash talks other players.  Oh, you heard an obscenity?  Get over it.  A hard back slap?  Wow.  After having your ass kicked for four hours, you’re lucky that’s all you got. monica’sdad photo
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Detroit Disaster.. Black Sunday...

I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.  Well, actually I would.  How about this unlikely scenario for this Sunday… It would be the ultimate challenge for those giddy Detroit fans, who are obviously basking in all this attention.  The Tigers fall to Texas, and miss out on their chance at World Series glory.  Within 15 minutes, the upstart San Francisco 49ers stick a dagger in the heart of America’s new darlings, and shock the Detroit Lions.  Immediately following that, the new owner of the Motor City’s NBA franchise announces he’ll be relocating the team to the West Coast.  After the lockout ends, they’ll be known as the Huntington Beach Pistons.  Eat that.  Well, at least you still have the Red Wings. keithallison photo
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Thuuhhhh Yankees Wiiinnnnn!.. Oh Wait...

Yeah, the three highest payrolls in baseball are done.. finished for the season.  And though Alex Rodriguez took it like a man, to see the highest paid guy in the universe make the final out somehow felt righteous to the Yankee Haters.  And the Red Sox collapse?  Please.  Well, Terry Francona must’ve gotten stupid.  You won’t have him to kick around anymore.  Oh, and the Phillies?  I get the impression they’re still bitter that the San Francisco Giants embarrassed them last year.  The Giants had to have been a fluke, as if they stole their rightful crown.  So this year would be different… Philadelphia put together the best starting staff in baseball.  All that got you is a seat on the sidelines.  How do you like the view?  Now it’s down to the Tigers, Rangers, Brewers and Cardinals.  To be World Champions, just about everything has to go right in October.  For only one of them, everything will. gaspa photo
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The Climbing Addict...

Lots of people like to go rock climbing.  The great outdoors, fresh air..  the exhilaration.  But after seeing Alex Honnold scale the face of a mountain, calling it climbing seems ridiculous.  Lara Logan featured Alex on 60 Minutes…. and it was fascinating, jaw-dropping and more than a little scary.  Alex, who’s 26, is from Sacramento… and he’s the Leonardo da Vinci of climbers.  What he does is called free-soloing.  He climbs mountain faces and rocks without ropes… no climbing gear, no hooks, harnesses… no nothing.  Of course, one little slip… one loose rock and you’re gone.  I know, it’s insane.  He’s the first person to free-solo climb up the northwest face of Half Dome, 2,000 feet straight up in Yosemite.  He’s climbed rock walls people wouldn’t tackle WITH ropes.  Alex, I’d rather you not do this anymore.  I’d like you to see age 30… but I don’t suppose you’ll take my advice.  Lara Logan.. thanks for the story.     ThirdLegReviews photo
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Dream Team Experiences.. A Nightmare...

Oh the 49ers didn’t do much.  They only came from 20 down midway through the third quarter to upset the Philadelphia Eagles on the road… and are now an unlikely 3-1.  Yeah the Eagles, known as The Dream Team, amassed a staggering 500 yards on offense… and Michael Vick is as dangerous as advertised.  So how in the world did this happen?  That’s what Philly coach Andy Reid is wondering.  His tight-lipped post game comments were priceless… he was STEAMING.  Did the Eagles aid in their embarrassment?  Of course… two field goals missed and a couple of big fumbles.  But the 49ers took advantage… and with every first down, every completed pass, every dive into the end zone…. their confidence grows.  And it looks like DeSean Jackson likes to trash talk before the game's over.  You know what that makes you?  1-3.  Hilarious. xoque photo
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Moneyball Is.. Money...

I was wrong about Moneyball.  I thought it unlikely that anyone who’s not a baseball fan would be very interested in stats, on-base percentage and the Oakland As.  But sure enough, it’s scoring big box office numbers… and as baseball movies go, it’s got plenty of mainstream appeal.    But Moneyball is not just about baseball is it?  It’s for anybody who’s ever dreamed of taking on the big guys, of challenging the way things are…  and it’s about believing in yourself.  I loved this movie.  Finding undervalued players is at the core of the story.  And I was wondering if there’s a sabermetrics for offensive linemen?  I mean the 49ers could use some help there… kei! photo
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Red Sox Nation.. Seeing Red...

And I thought the Giants Faithful were a little down.  They’re downright giddy compared to what Boston Red Sox fans must be feeling today.  What happened last night, the culmination of a horrendous free fall… was cruelty personified.  They went into September with a nine game lead.. and squandered it away.  No matter how you try and explain it… injuries, weariness, bad karma, the moon not in alignment… you can’t go 7-20 down the stretch and expect a parade.  And the Atlanta Braves, who had a ten game lead over the Cardinals in late August… couldn’t gather any momentum, and lost their final five games.  Goodnight.  The offseason can be a long, cold stretch.  It’s especially lonely when you can’t help but feel.. that you choked. keithallison photo
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Giants Have Their Loyal Fans.. The Eagle Has Ours...

A T & T Park has been a packed house all season long for the World Champion Giants… and the energy and love from millions of fans is not lost on the players and management.  As the season winds down, I’ve watched Bruce Bochy, Ryan Vogelsong, Tim Lincecum, Cody Ross and so many others express their thanks to a loyal fan base that has allowed them to play their hearts out… to reach for their dreams.  Fans matter.  It reminded me that The Eagle has loyal fans too..  who know us, reach out to us, question us… and appreciate the best in Classic Rock.  You make our shows successful, and help support dozens of worthy causes.  Believe me, without you… we’re not here.  Thank you for allowing us to do what we love.
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Was That The "Deke" Of The Year?

My reaction was…”Wait a minute… what just happened there?”  Late in the Bears-Packers game, the Chicago Bears nearly  pulled off one of the great misdirection plays in the history of televised football.  The Pack, with a comfortable lead, punted to Chicago.  Then, things got more than a little weird.  Devin Hester, the most dangerous return man in football, pretended to drift under the ball… and so did his teammates.  The Packers headed straight for him.  But the ball actually came down on the other side of the field, where it was caught by Johnny Knox, who streaked down the right sideline for a touchdown… or so we thought.  A holding call negated what will be remembered as one of the coolest trick plays in the NFL archives.  Actually, Joe Buck didn’t get too excited about it… I kind of wish Al Michaels had the call. monica’sdad photo
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Put Us Out Of Our Misery...

Of course it’s a dagger in the heart of the ever loyal Giants fans, who’ve grinded out every at-bat, every heartbreaking loss.  But come on, it’s been damned entertaining.  With the absolutely woeful, impotent offense… these guys should have finished in the cellar.  Only the pitching has kept them in contention for this long.  I mean, it seems like they’ve lost 100 games 2-1 or 1-0…. It happened over and over again.  I know, if Tim Lincecum had been with the Yankees, he’d be 21-6.  Same with Matt Cain. We get it.  But it’s a tough game, and there’s a fine line between an empty stadium and a packed house.  You played your asses off, and it didn’t work out.  So hold your heads high.  All in all, it’s been quite a ride.  Can’t wait for spring training. auntijuli photo
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Wait.. You Can't Put Jesus In Jail...

In a story that has rocked the poker community, the US Justice Department has accused principals of Full Tilt Poker... of defrauding thousands of online poker players out of more than $300 million that is still owed to them.  This isn’t some nickel and dime website… it’s been one of the best known, heavily promoted sites out there.   A US attorney said “Full Tilt was not a legitimate poker company, but a global Ponzi scheme.” And those named in the civil suit include Howard Lederer and Chris “Jesus” Ferguson.   Yikes.  Those who follow the game will tell you that these two don’t exactly fit the profile of “sleazy crooks.”  They’re two of the best known players in the world, whose reputations were impeccable.  Until now.  In any case, this doesn’t look good… and I’m anxious to see how this all shakes out.  All I know is… you just can’t put a guy named “Jesus” behind bars. ralphunden photo
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Winning.. Can Be A Problem...

I agree with Monty Poole of the San Jose Mercury News.. who’s recent story suggests that success can be hazardous to your career.  Yeah, prosperity can be costly.  The Golden State Warriors had gone years without sniffing the playoffs.   Then, not long after upsetting top seed Dallas one year, GM Chris Mullin was gone.  The last time the 49ers won the NFC West, they actually made it to the second round of the playoffs.  Not good enough… Steve Mariucci was fired.  Rick Adelman had a marvelous run with the Sacramento Kings, and he was then run out of town.  The Giants took it to Game Seven of the 2002 World Series.  What happened to the manager, Dusty Baker?  Oh, gone.  And now, not even a year removed from the uncontrolled euphoria down Market Street, the World Series Champions’ top guy, Bill Neukom, has been escorted out of the building.  So there it is.  Give it all you’ve got… play your heart out… then watch your back. MarianneO’Leary photo
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Panda-monium...

As the Giants’ season comes to an end, those of us who’ve lived and died with every pitch know the highs and lows of trying to do the near impossible… repeat as World Series Champions.  But they sure have been fun to watch.  There are new kids coming into their own.. Brett Pill, Brandon Belt, Brandon Crawford and Madison Bumgarner.  And Ryan Vogelsong has been the feel-good story of the year.  But I don’t think I’ve seen anyone play the game with more joy, more enthusiasm than the Panda.  Pablo Sandoval.  He looks like he embraces every moment of every inning with a free-spirited, unapologetic love of the game, and it infuses those around him with the same spirit.  The other night, I saw his reaction when a teammate hit a home run.  With legs that must be bone-weary, the Panda jumped so high, his head hit the top of the dugout.  Watching Panda.. has been a joy.  Now, Brandon Belt?  He’s kinda dour. SDDirk photo
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Niners-Cowboys.. Let's Get Real...

Of course the 49ers and the Dallas Cowboys have a long history… and plenty of pundits can’t stop bringing that up.  Oh, the “Rivalry”… Oh, it’s “The Catch”… Oh, it’s Bill Walsh and Tom Landry…I know every blogger, tweeter and self-described expert has to fill up time and space.  What does it all mean for Sunday?  It doesn’t mean squat.  This is about 2011, and I’ll go out on the limb and say Jim Harbaugh is living in the moment.  He doesn’t care what Michael Irvin or Troy Aikman thinks.  He’s game planning for Tony Romo, Dez Bryant and holy smokes… what are we gonna do about DeMarcus Ware?    Yes, this is an important game for Mr. Harbaugh and the Niners, who started last year 0-5.  So all the blowhard talk can be distilled into one sentence:  “If the underdog 49ers can find a way to eke out an unlikely win over the Cowboys, they’ll be 2-0 with momentum on their side.”  What’s your deal? Cliff1066 photo
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The Scoop...

With so many beat writers following the San Francisco Giants, there’s naturally a lot of overlapping coverage.  That’s fine with us fans, who want to hear, see and read every morsel of every little detail about the Orange and Black.  But when it all hit the fan yesterday, only one guy, Mark Purdy of the San Jose Mercury News, broke the stunning story.  Mark’s homework obviously paid off, and he had the scoop of the year….that Giants’ managing general partner and chief executive officer Bill Neukom was out as head honcho, after a fallout with the Executive Committee of the Giants’ ownership group.  Derek Moore and I were talking about the fact that anyone can be a blogger… anyone can tweet whatever they want.  But this is old school journalism… a lot of digging, prodding, protecting sources and sifting through what’s fact and what isn’t.  Nice work, Mark.  By the way, the company line is that this is a “retirement.”  Hilarious.  btwashburn photo
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Belichick: A Football Life...

I think the creativity and vision of those at the helm of NFL Films have been, in no small measure, responsible for the skyrocketing popularity of NFL Football in America.  The emotion of Vince Lombardi on the sideline, the booming voice of John Facenda announcing the arrival of the Oakland Raiders, that spiral from Montana to Clark… these moments lovingly captured on film have made a great game even greater.  So when I found out that the producers at NFL Films are behind a new series, A Football Life… well, I wanted you to know about it.  Their first subject is Patriots coach Bill Belichick, the only coach ever wired for sound for an entire NFL season.  By the way, of all the coaches who could have agreed to this kind of access, the last one I would expect would be Mr. Belichick.  Isn’t he the guy under the hoodie who never answers questions?  I mean he makes Jim Harbaugh look like a chatterbox.  So here it comes…  Part I of Bill Belichick:  A Football Life premieres exclusively on the NFL Network tomorrow. keithallison photo
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Harbaugh.. The Phil Ivey Of The NFL...

The thing that drives the media horde crazy about 49ers Head Coach Jim Harbaugh is what I love the most.  He just doesn’t answer their questions with much… well, with much substance.  He’s vague, elusive, snarky and not very forthcoming.  And the dumber the questions get, the less he says.  Hilarious.   I guess people expect him to explain his thought process about the offense, defense, special teams… play calling and what he’ll have for dinner.  His attitude seems to be “I’ll just keep that to myself, thank you.”  Jim Harbaugh reminds me of the best poker players I’ve seen… like Tom Dwan, Patrik Antonius and Phil Ivey.  They say nothing, show nothing,  reveal even less.… then stack you off.  Will this be a fun season?  I’ll just keep that to myself… ralphunden photo
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The Hug...

Alex Smith.. a resurrection?  Too early to tell.  But this was huge for him… seven years of underachieving, and now he wins?  Sure he was only 15 for 20, but what was more significant was what DIDN’T happen:  He didn’t fumble, throw an interception, get sacked…. or run out of time getting a play call in.   It’s only one game, but The Jim Harbaugh Era has begun.. and this means way more than just beating the Seahawks.  Things have changed, and here’s how I know…  It was The Hug.  When Alex came to the bench following his touchdown plunge, the coach hugged his quarterback as if he’d just won Dancing With The Stars.  I thought he was gonna French Kiss him.  That moment told me this team has moved on… from the darkness of Singletary-Nolan-Erickson to something resembling hope.  Yeah, Dallas is coming in and we could lose to the Cowboys 45-3… so what?  For the moment, the 49ers are tied for first place.  And after what we’ve seen the last few years, isn't that worth a hug? monica’sdad photo
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I'm Ready For Fantasy Football.. Oh Wait...

I suddenly felt like jumping into a Fantasy Football League… then I caught myself.  What am I thinking?  I don’t do Fantasy Football.  Oh, I know it’s taken the country by storm…  there are even a dozen sports shows devoting precious airtime to fake roster spots.  I get it.  And all of my friends are ready to roll.  Brian, Derek, Chris and Lizann are obsessed….up to their necks in draft picks, trades and speculation.  They’re wondering when I’ll join the rest of civilization and finally take the plunge.  Being an “imaginary” General Manager/Head Coach?  I don’t think so… I have enough trouble with real life.  And as the All-Pro is carted off the field with a career-threatening injury, you know what the guy on the couch is saying?   “That better not be my tight end!” gongus photo
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Take A Pill.. And Call Me In The Morning...

As the pennant chase takes a dark turn for the Giants, there’s a bright light on the horizon… or at least we hope there is.  And hope is a precious commodity now.  Giants minor league prospect Brett Pill, who will turn 27 tomorrow, finally made his Major League debut on Tuesday and hit the first pitch he swung at off the second deck of the Western Metal Supply Company.  Before Duane Kuiper got to “High Drive..” it was gone.  Then yesterday, ho hum…. he cranked out another home run. And he’s been in the bigs two days.  A lot of fans are wondering why he wasn’t brought up sooner….  he’s actually older than Matt Cain, Panda, Brandon Belt and of course Madison Bumgarner.  Guess he was biding his time.  It remains to be seen if a nickname will stick… “Pill The Thrill,” “The Pill-ager,” “Brett The Threat,”…..Well, if you keep hittin’, who cares? randychiu photo
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The Day It Ended...

Sunday was a Ryan Vogelsong gem.. maybe his finest performance of the year.  In front of a packed house (as every home game is), the series clincher with the D-backs was a microcosm of the season of 2011.  A Giants pitcher puts it on the line and gets absolutely no support when he needs it most.  When you’re last in just about every offensive category, what do you expect?  Pathetic, heartbreaking… and hard to watch.  So what now?  Well, suck it up… give the youngsters some experience, play your ass off and hold your head high.  It’s been a hell of a run. auntijuli photo
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Thank You Sports Illustrated...

for predicting the 49ers will finish in the cellar of the Tough-As-Nails NFC West.  This all takes me back to last year.  The Niners had actually won all of their exhibition games.. and players, media and fans were pretty jacked up.  I recall several “experts” picking the 49ers to do well… maybe even winning the division.  We all know how that turned out.  The predictable offense, botched time outs, porous secondary…. “I’ve got to look at the film..”  Make no mistake, grizzled Niner fans aren’t expecting miracles.  This will be a long road to respectability.  But maybe the Jim Harbaugh-led roster has found some hope, some new life after last night’s inspired play.  And he won’t have to “look at the film.” monica’sdad photo
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The Shakeup...

Though people have been grumbling about Aaron Rowand and Miguel Tejada for weeks (or months), it was still a bombshell when they were shown the door yesterday.  Check out Andrew Baggarly’s excellent piece here…. And Mark Purdy’s here.  The moment the story hit, the change in body language was palpable… the bounce in the step was back.  And I’m talking about the fans.  The players?  Well, they went out and won a game.. and actually looked like they were having fun.  To say Rowand has not performed is the understatement of the year, and you get the impression he wasn’t exactly a breath of fresh air in the clubhouse.  As for Tejada, Bruce Jenkins said “He hung himself the other day when he said, glumly, ‘I just work here’….  explaining why he didn’t run hard to first base when asked to bunt… but that’s the attitude of a quitter.”  Some managers would have cut him right there.  Matter of fact, the moment after Miggie completes his slow trot to first base,  I envision a golf cart arriving with all his bags packed.  It picks him up….whisks him down the line and through a gate in the right field fence.  Goodbye and Good Luck. sddirk photo
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Harbaugh-Speak...

Niner fans are understandably anxious about tomorrow.  We don’t know what we’re going to get.  What started out as unbridled optimism turned south pretty quickly, especially after last week’s embarrassing debacle against Houston.  Of course, it’s only preseason but a bad night is a bad night.  Even Head Coach Jim Harbaugh seemed at a loss for words.  I enjoyed the Barry Tompkins piece on what Jim really means.  JH Answer:  “We’re in training camp mode.”  What JH really means:  “Right now, we suck.”  Matter of fact, this is kind of a pattern these days… and I don’t blame him.  When he says “I have a lot of respect for Taylor Mays”..  I think he means “I’m glad he’s not in our secondary.”  “Their offense will be a challenge..” is code for… “I hope they don’t drop 60 on us.”  How about Colin Kaepernick?  “I just want to get better every day.”  Which means  “I’m so confused I can’t even think straight.”  And when the coach says “I don’t want to single anyone out.”  I think he means “What was Joe Staley doing while they were running by him… taking pictures?”  monica’sdad photo
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Witness To A Meltdown...

Don’t blame Tim Lincecum for those gopher balls he served up.  Here’s my take on the situation… The Giants have had a first class pitching staff, and a last place offense.  Sooner or later, the bottom drags down the top.  You just can’t ask a pitcher to throw a shutout every single game.  Giving up one run is fine… but when it gets to two, the roof caves in.  He’s thinking “Oh no… we’re sunk now..”  You can see it in the body language.  It’s happened to Timmy, to Cain, to Vogelsong and to Mad Bum.  The shocking thing is they haven’t snapped… thrown tantrums, taken hostages.  And Shawn Estes says “Well, you can’t think that way.”  Guess what Sherlock, they’re all thinking that way, ‘cuz they’re human.  I’d bet the Huntington Beach Little Leaguers could take two out of three from the Giants.  I wish I was kidding… sddirk photo
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Desperate Measures...

Ask any Giants fan…. These are desperate times.  After last night’s embarrassing loss to the lowly Houston Astros (again), you get the feeling Bruce Bochy’s gonna blow his top.  And with that size 8 ¼ noggin, that could do a lot more damage than that little 5.8 quake the other day.  Yeah, former minor league journeyman Henry Sosa was pitching on three days rest, and the Giants hitters turned Henry into Bob Gibson.  It was like watching the Hindenburg in slow motion… you know what’s about to happen, and you can’t stop it.  So what do you do, bench some guys?  It’s slim pickings there.   They’ve got more guys that are bedridden than a hospital ship.  How ‘bout the young dudes?  If you’re gonna fail, I’d rather lose with Brandon Crawford, Brett Pill, Gary Brown, Darren Ford and Eric Surkamp.  How could they be worse than your current killer lineup?  Oh by the way…  before last night, Houston had lost 25 of 30 games on the road.  Did I say it was hard to watch? misschatter photo
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Libya, Britain, Candlestick Park...

Going to an NFL game is supposed to be exhilarating.  The tailgate party, the steamy scrumptious hot dogs… cheering your team on in the crisp cold air.  What the heck has happened?  There have been loud, boisterous fans at football games for a hundred years… but things have changed.  Does a family actually feel safe when some burly dudes in the next row are screaming obscenities at each other the entire game?  I used to laugh when I saw scenes of soccer violence in Europe… with some fans actually sequestered behind cages.  It’s not so funny now.  I don’t know what the answer is… but the best view of the game might be from my couch. chokettie photo
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The Silence Of The Lambs...

If it wasn’t so painful,  it’d be laughable.  Where’s Carlos Beltran?  Brian Wilson?  How about Andres Torres, Sergio Romo?  Is Miguel Tejada a double play waiting to happen or am I just being a cruel pessimist?  This is crunch time, and the Giants are playing their worst baseball of the year.  When the Pirates had a Ten Game Losing Streak…  the Giants were just what the doctor ordered.  Florida had lost 7 in a row…  hey, bring on the Giants.  You get the picture.  And Houston, who’ve already lost nearly 100 games… slapped the Giants around all week.  Had Panda not gone deep yesterday, I’m telling you, Bruce Bochy was on the verge of taking hostages and barricading a convenience store.  And stop saying the Giants are set to play some losing teams.  I promise you, they’re all lickin’ their chops to get at the World Champs.  I know we’ve got more than a month to go.  But with apologies to Yogi Berra…. It’s getting’ late early. auntijuli photo
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Giants Tie Phillies.. Of 1914...

In the midst of this feeble stretch of excruciating Giants losses, they actually tied a home run record.  Well, it’s not one you’d want to brag about.  When Pablo Sandoval cranked one out yesterday, it was the 19th consecutive SOLO home run the club has hit.  Way to get on base.  No Major League team has had that many solo shots in a row…  since the Philadelphia Phillies of 1914.  Their star pitcher that year was Grover Cleveland Alexander.  As a matter of fact, if the Hall of Famer were still around, he could have entered the game for Jonathan Sanchez.  Although he’d be 124 years old, I still think Mr. Alexander would have had better command of the strike zone.    pvsbond photo
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Facing Tim Lincecum?... How Fun...

I’m not sure if this would be the ultimate honor or the ultimate humiliation.  Giants ace Tim Lincecum is challenging fans to a video competition in which they are asked to duplicate his unorthodox delivery on video… for an opportunity to hit against him at spring training next year.  Oh yeah, stepping in against the two-time Cy Young Award winner with the 94 mph fastball?  That should be tons of fun.  Entries are open through September 16.  Go to facebook.com/timlincecum.  Actually, I’m hoping for a contest in which you can try and strike out Aaron Rowand.  You might get more entries for that. sddirk photo
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Bruce Bochy.. Snuffed Out...

Just a pinch between your cheek and gums… Yes, this little endeavor of sucking on smokeless tobacco is all too pervasive in the field and in the dugouts of Major League Baseball.  And I think we all know that it’s a nasty, poisonous habit…. and that nothing good will come of it.  Janie McCaule of AP has a great story about Giants skipper Bruce Bochy, who’d been “dipping” for nearly 40 years…. and has quit with the help of hypnotherapist Dr. AlVera Paxon.  She also helped bullpen catcher Billy Hayes and long time equipment manager Mike Murphy kick the dip.  Amazing… congratulations.  Derek Moore tells me that Dr. Paxon’s next project is Barry Zito… in an effort to help him give up baseball… qnr photo
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Caddie Wins Bridgestone.. Oh Wait...

As far as I could tell, he didn’t hit a single drive, nail an approach shot or sink any putts.  But the unquestioned media darling coming off the green at Bridgestone was Stevie Williams.  I know you’re the world’s greatest caddie… I get it.  Yes, you wanted everyone to know how badly Tiger treated you.. Okay.  But when the media horde surrounded you, I was hoping that you’d try and squeeze in the fact that this was Adam Scott’s day… that he played really well and beat a terrific field.  That didn’t happen.  It was all about ME.  MY vindication, MY tournament win.  I was actually embarrassed.  The irony is… had you shown a little humility, I think your status as “caddie-hero” would have been even more enhanced.  So much for the Three Caddie Rules:   Wake up; Keep up; and Shut Up. thegordons photo
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Alex.. Giving Poker A Bad Name...

So baseball pundits are all atwitter about Alex Rodriquez.  He may have taken part in some pricey poker games with the likes of Tobey Maguire…. and this could lead to a suspension.  I know Alex is an easy target.  He’s rich, he’s got all the babes… and he’s a punk.  From what I’ve heard, he wasn’t dealing drugs, torturing animals, or molesting underage girls.  He played some poker.  And if you’re sitting with a cash player like Tobey Maguire, you’re running with a high stakes crowd.  Do you know what they call guys like Alex Rodriquez?  A fish.  And the big fish with lots of cash are called “Whales.”  It reminds me of the Alec Baldwin scene.. “They’re waiting to give you their money.  Are you gonna take it?  Are you man enough to take it?” keithallison photo
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The Barry Zito Saga...

Wealthy beyond most people’s dreams, he’s been humiliated, vilified and blamed for every major disaster including the Lindbergh kidnapping.  Okay, it hasn’t been easy.  Barry Zito’s never whined, cursed the media or played the diva.  But it’s becoming increasingly clear that highest paid guy on your team can’t get anybody out.  This just in…   that’s hard to do with a belt high change-up or an 82 mph fastball.  He’s not a criminal.  He’s just not getting it done on the mound.  No matter how much money you have, that’s tough to swallow.  If I’m Bruce Bochy, I’d invent an injury and put you on the DL until September comes.  Oh wait… I guess that already happened. slgckgc photo
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Phillies Sweep Giants.. Oh Wait...

You could just feel it…  This was the payback series for the Phillies fans.  How could the Left Coast Misfits steal the thunder from the vaunted Phils last year?  The Giants got lucky, they got all the breaks, they got hot at just the right time…they’re a fluke, and on and on and on.   But not this time, not in the Phillies ballpark.  The Phils pitching is the best in the bigs… their bats will maul you, and they haven’t lost two games in a row at home since April 19.  They’re the big dogs… and they know it.  But things got real quiet yesterday, as sick little Tim Lincecum and the Giants bullpen shut down Ryan Howard, Chase Utley and Shane Victorino on the way to taking two of three.  Talk about putting a damper on the festivities…  kind of like that shower in the late innings.  Obviously I still think the Philadelphia Phillies are the team to beat, but on this day… the silence was deafening.  Oh, did I mention… the Phillies hadn’t lost two in a row at home since April 19th? hjwest photo
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Giants Land The Biggest Fish...

The speculation was mind boggling.  Oh, it’ll never be Beltran… It’ll be Cuddyer… no BJ Upton… no Hunter Pence…And when the tweets were coming in yesterday, they literally were changing by the moment.  The Giants are giving up Gary Brown… no, it’s Brown, Jonathan Sanchez and Zack Wheeler.  No, they’re giving up 4 blocks of Chinatown and Lombard Street… But it’s over.  Six time All Star Carlos Beltran will be in the lineup today as a San Francisco Giant.  I can’t wait until he returns to AT & T Park.  Jeff Keppinger got a standing ovation when he came out of the dugout for the first time.  Keppinger!  When Beltran strides to the plate… there could be a police escort, fly-over… and a parade.  Does this guarantee that the offense will improve?  No.  But I like our chances. keithallison photo
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The Harbaugh Era.. It's On...

I know, it's been hard to watch the sinking ship known as the 49ers these past few seasons.  Nolan’s awful… Singletary’s a disaster… how can you bring Alex Smith back!  You’ve heard it all.  And now, Takeo Spikes is shown the door… and say goodbye to center David Baas.  The dominos are beginning to fall as summer camp finally gets rolling, and more are falling by the minute.  Is there a lot of room for improvement?  Of course..  and this is a monstrous work in progress.  But in my view, the wild card is Jim Harbaugh.  The new coach is just nutty enough… passionate, wound-up and committed to a fault to make a difference in these underachievers.  The 49ers won all of 6 games last year.  But 7 games won the division.   SEVEN!  So who’s playbook do you want out there, Harbaugh’s… or Singletary’s?  I rest my case. monica’s dad photo
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The President Makes Time...

While this visit was under the radar for the rest of the country, I think the Giants Faithful were thrilled that the President of the United States made time to honor the World Champion San Francisco Giants.  Sure, this has been a yearly tradition since President Reagan’s time in the White House, but these were The Misfits… and it was great to see the SFGiants video of the ceremony.  Within an hour, the President would prepare to address the nation.  With critical economic troubles looming, it’s hard to imagine one human being having this much on his plate.  Bill Neukom has got to be thinking….”Wow, I can sure relate to the debt crisis… I mean we’ve got Barry Zito….” dcjohn photo
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Home Of The Brave.. Jackie Greene...

Okay, so Clayton Kershaw is untouchable.  What else is new?  The Giants lost a heartbreaker (again) yesterday to the mean old Dodgers, so naturally the Faithful were a little down.  But, except for one mistake… Tim Lincecum threw a gem, the home crowd gave a rousing welcome to new arrival Jeff Keppinger,  and Sergio Romo had the shut down performance of the year.  And a lot of fans are still buzzing about The Star Spangled Banner, played by local favorite Jackie Greene.  I’ll tell you, it was terrific.  I haven’t seen any video of yesterday’s performance, but I did find his National Anthem from last summer.  Enjoy it here. humboldthead photo
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Poker's November Nine...

What idiot stays up until 3am trying to find out who ultimately makes Poker’s November Nine?  Oh, that would be me.  Couldn’t it wait until the next day?  I guess so, but in poker, you have to live in the moment.  The World Series of Poker’s Main Event is now set…. After 8 grueling days of play, a field that began with 6,865 players has been pared down to just nine.  Gary Wise of ESPN.com has an excellent piece on those remaining (representing seven countries) who have a shot at poker immortality…. and the top prize of $8.7 Million.  That’s a lot of glue.  You could win The Masters, The Kentucky Derby and the Daytona 500 in the same year… and not have 8.7 million.  And poker’s ultimate showdown won’t happen until November, so I can finally get some sleep. larrykang photo
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Irish Eyes Are Smilin'...

No, a young gun didn’t win, Phil Mickelson came up a little short, and Rory is not Tiger.  In the end, the story belonged to Darren Clarke, the 42 year old pro who’d gone through so much personal tragedy, having lost his wife to cancer.  He must have wondered if all of his best celebrations were behind him.  No, he’s the 2011 Open Champion, and as he hoisted the famous Claret Jug, all seemed right with the world.   Nice work, sir. photojenni photo
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Giants On A Roll...

The Faithful got through the All Star Break… and you’ve got to admit, we’re feeling pretty good.  Ryan Vogelsong was introduced as an All Star (unthinkable in the spring), Panda ripped a solid double to drive in a run, Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain got to rest…. and The Beard slammed the door.  Props to Bruce Bochy for runnin’ the show his way.  Oh, and the Giants, even with their impotent offense….. still lead the NL West.  And if you need a little more excitement, don’t forget tonight’s premiere episode of the Giants docudrama “The Franchise”… on SHOWTIME.  Get an inside look at some of the young season’s highs…. and lows, including one of the most talked about incidents of the year, the devastating injury to Buster Posey.
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Now I Have To Watch The All Star Game...

I guess the Major League All Star Game doesn’t carry the same weight as it did in the days of Henry Aaron, Mickey Mantle, Roberto Clemente and Willie Mays.  Some guys just don’t seem to want to play.  They need the rest instead.  I understand.  But this time, I’m gonna see FIVE Giants introduced, along with Giants skipper Bruce Bochy and his staff.  While it’s great to see Matt Cain, Tim Lincecum and Brian Wilson make the roster, last minute addition Pablo Sandoval has really got to be in seventh heaven.  The kid nearly ate himself out of a job last season, and rode the bench a lot during that memorable post season run to the Championship.  But I think the best story is Ryan Vogelsong, the washed up big leaguer who was cut, toiled in mediocrity in the Japanese League… and was a walk-on in spring training.  I imagine Giants fans will have goose bumps when he’s introduced tomorrow night.  Ryan Vogelsong is an All Star. sddirk photo
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Giants Exceed Quota.. Face Sanctions...

The Giants scored 19 runs yesterday in their doubleheader sweep of the struggling Cubs while pumping out 30 hits.  That sounds like a cruel joke… or a misprint.  That’s more production than they had during their entire homestand.  I mean, aren’t these the guys who go 0 for 40 with runners in scoring position?  Who can’t produce a sacrifice fly if their lives depended on it?  Who force their pitchers to throw shutout ball for 8 innings… then hope for a bases loaded balk?  Obviously, the World Champions have exceeded their allotment of runs and hits, and may face sanctions from Major League Baseball.  So don't look for them to score more than one run a game through at least Labor Day.  In other words, we’ll be back to normal.
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Ronnie.. Too Much Time On Your Hands?

I’m sure you’ve heard the latest on Ron Artest.  No, he didn’t beat anyone up, drive off the road or thank his psychiatrist again.  He’s decided to change his name..  to Metta World Peace.  While I certainly appreciate the sentiment, I never thought there was a thing wrong with the name Ron.  But hey, Mr. Artest has always been a little…. different, and he’s entitled to call himself whatever he wants.  I’m just waiting for that game changing moment in the fourth quarter when we hear…”and there’s a Flagrant Foul on World Peace!”…. keithallison photo
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Is .250 The New .300?

Has it really been that long ago that the big hitters hit like men?  I mean didn’t guys in the heart of the lineup have averages like  .317 or .331?  Tappers who were struggling to hit .245 rode the pine or were farmed out to the minors.  Of course I’m probably overreacting because the Giants are so anemic in this critical area.  I know, they’re near the bottom in average, runs scored, runs batted in…. and are nearly impotent with runners in scoring position.  And they’re battling for first place in the division?  Hilarious.  If they didn’t have decent pitching, they’d be six games behind the Padres, who are now in last place.  I don’t have an explanation for this, but I’ve gotta believe that .250 is the new .300.  The Giants actually have starters who are hitting around .200… and worse.  If they could acquire someone who could hit .255, he’d be called a “slugger,” and he’d bat in the four hole.   How about .275?  That’s Hall of Fame material.  I kind of miss Jim Ray Hart… jessyeannephoto
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The Biggest Optical Illusion In Sports...

It’s been part of our viewing pleasure, practically since baseball was first televised.  It’s the centerfield camera shot.  You know… where we get to see the pitcher, the batter, the ump and the strike zone.  At least once a game, I’ll be thinking…. “You’ve gotta be kidding me… Can’t you hit that?”  or.. “Can’t you throw a strike?”  Well, from the pitcher’s perspective, it looks like you ought to be able to get it over the plate.  From the hitter's perspective, it looks like you should at least make contact.  Neither are true.  I believe if most people stood on the pitcher’s mound, that strike zone would appear to be about the size of a first class stamp.  Yeah, there are plenty of places the ball will go…. that are not in the strike zone.  And I’m very sure that if you stood in the batter’s box, connecting with a 96 mph cutter would be the least of your problems…. ‘cuz I doubt you would even see the ball.  Well, I guess that’s why they call it The Big Leagues… randychiu photo
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Why The D-Backs Don't Deserve To Contend...

Kirk Gibson has the Arizona Diamondbacks playing well, and it looks like they’ll be a force in the NL West all year.  They come at you with solid pitching, speed and plenty of bats up and down that line up.  But there was a moment that gave it away.  A moment that screamed “We’re Not Worthy.”  The other night, Miguel Montero hit a monster blast off of Matt Cain… a three run homer that cut a 5-1 deficit to 5-4 in one loud instant.  Fans in the half-filled stadium cheered… then when Montero crossed home plate, everybody sat down and got quiet.  I couldn’t believe it.  Had Pat Burrell jacked one out in similar fashion at sold-out AT & T Park, the place would have levitated.  It would have been so loud, you couldn’t hear yourself think.  But not in Arizona.  You’re playing the World Champions for the NL lead… and half of beautiful Chase Field is empty?  What’s wrong.. is it too hot?  That’s no excuse… this is the Big Leagues.  And you’ve got air conditioning.  Oh, it’s a retirement community?  That explains it.  I guess the “early bird buffet” can really put a damper on attendance.  I can’t say as I blame you there. ken lund photo
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Miami Party Canceled...

Jason Whitlock of Fox Sports just called LeBron James “a laughingstock, a late-night punch line.  He’s Charlie Brown.”  Oh man, this is gonna be good.  I have to admit, I kind of enjoyed seeing the Miami arrogance get busted.  And we’ve all seen LeBron promise “Not One, Not Two, Not Three Championships etc.”…   Well, for the moment you’re right.  It’s Not One Championship…. it’s ZERO.  And it’s not all LeBron’s fault, though many will call him a choker.  Dallas simply rose to the occasion… because that’s what good teams do in the NBA Finals.  Yeah, the Heat may get their seven Championships one day…. but for now, the parade’s in Dallas. keithallison photo
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Miami In Four.. Oh Wait...

Sometimes things don’t go the way they’re supposed to.  Just about every NBA ‘”expert” has been babbling on for weeks about how the Miami Heat will crush anyone in their path to the Championship.  Yeah, you’re right… they’re too good.  Come on, LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are getting fitted for rings now.  The Mavs are losers.. and always have been, and so on and so forth.  But things are getting a little tense in Miami, aren’t they?  Dallas, with Dirk-somebody has taken a 3-2 lead.  That’s an outrage.  Well, it won’t be The Heat in 4, 5, or 6 anymore, will it?  Guess they’ll have to settle for winning it all in Seven.  That’s why they play the game.  rmtip21 photo
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Make Your Catcher Proud...

The furious, dramatic rally the Giants pulled off to tie the game seemed like an afterthought.  The soul of their team, young Buster Posey, was writhing in pain after a devastating collision at the plate.  The sellout crowd fell silent, as if a black cloud had descended on the park…as if Buster was the only thing that mattered…. because he was.  As someone in the clubhouse was heard to say..”It’s way serious.”  There’s no denying it… Buster Posey won’t be catching for the Giants any time soon.  So what now?  Do you kiss off the rest of the season?  Only losers do that.  It’s time for the players… and the fans… to suck it up.  Panda will return soon… maybe he continues to pound the ball.  Brandon Belt has to contribute, just as Buster did exactly a year ago as an unproven rookie.  Better at-bats… clutch hitting… keep the line moving.  No time to hang your heads.  Rededicate yourself.   Win this for your catcher…. the soul of your team. sddirk photo
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Warriors Bring In "The Logo..."

So the Warriors have brought in a guy.  Not just any guy.  They’ve secured the services of Hall of Famer Jerry West, who’ll now join their executive board.  Yeah, there’s a reason Jerry West is the model for the NBA logo..  he’s a badass.  I know he’s had a long career as an exec, but in ancient times, oh he could play.  I was shocked that his bio lists him as 6’ 2”… because he was a giant on the court.   When he starred with the Lakers, I once saw him cross half court, take a dribble and hit nothing but net.  Then he did it again.  In those days, there was no three-point line… and I wonder how many points he would have accumulated had there been one.  So Jerry West is a Warrior.  Sounds weird.  They’ll get used to it. robpoetsch photo
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Too Many Heart Stoppers...

Every team has the talent to come from behind and steal a win.  But come on… The Giants have been doing it practically every night.  Nate Schierholtz, Darren Ford, Manny Burriss, Cody Ross, Aubrey Huff… coming through when all hope seems to be lost.  And speaking of talent, let’s face it…..it’s not like the Giants are stacked with an All-Star caliber lineup.  Maybe that’s why so few “experts” pick this team to even make the playoffs.  They’re still being underestimated… and that’s why we love ‘em.  The Misfits are back.  Oh, and to that person who’s inventing a revolutionary catcher’s helmet…  please roll one out for Buster. harmonyrae photo
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Nate Is Money...

Nate Schierholtz showed off his rifle arm the other night by throwing out a guy at second, but last night’s game-ending catch against the Dodgers was unreal… maybe the defensive play of the year.  Stop what you’re doing check it out here.  Aubrey Huff said, “Thank God that wasn’t me.”  No kidding.  Is there any doubt as to who ought to be patrolling right field?  And the stellar play preserved Madison Bumgarner’s first win of the year.  Coming into the game 0-6, had Bum let another one get away, he would have gone straight to South America and joined the priesthood.  randychiu photo
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Sharks.. One Time!

Yeah, they were feeling confident…. ahead in the series 3-0, and ready to close it out.  But no, it started to slip away.   All the talking heads said the same thing.. “Oh, don’t let it get to a seventh game.”  Well, here we are.  I know the Red Wings have tradition, a great history.  We get it.  But that doesn’t matter now.  If the Sharks don’t win the series at home tonight, that ugly “C” word will be in every headline tomorrow.  They’ll be forever referred to as the chokers of 2011, deserved or not.  So that cannot happen.  Do what you’ve been doing all season, call upon your skill and toughness… and suck it up.  Get it done tonight and let’s move on.  Please. pointnshoot photo
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Tim Lincecum.. What A Milestone...

When Tim Lincecum takes the hill tonight, he’ll do so as the Giants pitcher with the most double-digit strikeout games in franchise history.  The Giants ace recorded his 29th game with at least 10 strikeouts last week against the Mets.  He didn’t pass Carl Hubbell or Gaylord Perry or Juan Marichal.  No, he surpassed a record held by Christy Mathewson.  Yeah, that Christy Mathewson..  the great New York Giants star of the early 1900s, and one of the “First Five” inductees into the Baseball Hall of Fame.  Just to have your name in the same sentence as Christy Mathewson has got to be humbling.  I imagine young Tim, who won’t be 27 until next month, realizes that.  Nice work, Timmy.  By the way, Mathewson’s career stats are mind-boggling.  He won 373 games, threw 79 shutouts, won 20 games 13 times…. and won 30 games four times.  And that’s why he’s on baseball’s Mount Rushmore… libraryofcongress photo
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Lakers Roll To Finals.. Oh Wait...

Who’s that?  Peja?  Oh, he’s shooting for Dallas!  Every time he drained a three, I couldn’t help but think that he sent some Kings fans into a major state of arousal.  Nope, I was sure the Lakers would come back, as they had done so many times before.  Come on… they’re the two-time defending champions.  But nooo…not this time.  You got punked… swept in four.  So there won’t be any fawning over Kobe, for a little while anyway.  And how ‘bout the player ejections for those thuggish fouls?  Nice walk-off Lakers…. gutless and heartless.  Stay classy. wdpg photo
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A Man Named Mays...

For me, he was and always will be… the greatest ever.  Hall of Famer Willie Mays celebrates his 80th birthday today.  A recent biography,  Willie Mays:  The Life, The Legend, by James Hirsch, is a must read.  When I was a kid, there was a made-for-TV documentary, A Man Named Mays… that aired on network television in the fall of 1963.  I’d forgotten it was scheduled, and I only caught a few minutes of it.  In those ancient times, shows only aired once… and if you missed it, you were out of luck.  I did and I was... a regret I carried all of my life.   And these many years later, I realized that even the most obscure program might be found on the internet.  Well, I found it, acquired it.. and I cherish it.  A DVD of the 1963 documentary A Man Named Mays can be found at Rare Sports Films.  ralphman photo
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Niners Unlikely Pick.. Is Alex...

Along with a lot of 49er fans, I follow Matt Maiocco, who’s great at uncovering plenty of juicy Niner Nuggets.  Even with the dark cloud hanging over the upcoming season, there was plenty to get excited about as the NFL draft played out over the weekend.  Yeah, their first round pick, Aldon Smith is someone to watch…. but there’s major buzz on Nevada quarterback Colin “The Cannon” Kaepernick.  And now, Matt writes that Alex Smith will be back!  Yikes.  The same Alex Smith who was practically ushered out of Candlestick at the end of last year?  The same Alex who got booed for every third down incompletion?  He’s not officially signed yet, but we know that new head coach Jim Harbaugh has given Alex… a playbook!  You can’t get those at Wal-Mart.  Can you imagine the redemption angle… the resurrection story should Alex Smith actually succeed?  I can’t believe I just said that.  I’d better get a drink. monica’sdad photo
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If Wiffle Ball Is Kickin' Your Ass, I've Got Some Bad News For You...

Are we becoming a nation of wussies?  Or are we already there?  Saw a story in HolyTaco.com that reported that the state of New York has recently released a new list of “dangerous” activities that summer camps need to keep out of their programs.  A few things on the list:  Dodgeball, Wiffle Ball and Kickball.  Too dangerous?  Lawn darts I can understand.  Shooting BBs at each other?… okay, I get it.  But Dodgeball?  Of course you’ll get popped in the noggin’ a few times.  But it builds character.  I used to love Dodgeball… and I lived.  For God’s sakes, take a hit once in a while.  Let me tell you somethin’ kid…  If Wiffle Ball is kickin’ your ass, I’ve got some bad news for you… about life. mikeschinkel photo
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It's Not Over 'Til It's Over...

Just when you thought the Kings were out the door, the town goes Purple.  This may be too little, too late but I’ve got to admit… seeing Mayor Kevin Johnson playing host to a bunch of suits from the NBA is pretty exciting.  Is there actually some shred of hope that the Aloofs… ah, the Maloofs,  would NOT be able to exit Sacramento?  Too early to tell.  Sam Amick posted a terrific story in SI.com that seems to indicate the battle for the Kings is not over.  My favorite passage.. “sources say the Anaheim presentation given at the meetings was as ineffective as Johnson’s was impactful…”  That’s hilarious.  Stay tuned. rmt21 photo
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"We've Thrown One Since We've Won One..."

Baseball fans probably caught this story about Eddie Cicotte, one of the infamous Black Sox banned from baseball after their tainted World Series in 1919.  According to court documents from 1920, Eddie sort of hints that there was talk about the Cubs throwing the 1918 World Series against the Boston Red Sox.  No names, no evidence… just a little speculation after all these years.  And boy, we love to speculate.  We can’t ask Eddie about it because he died in 1969.  And of course it doesn’t change the fact that the Chicago Cubs haven’t won the World Series since 1908.  If the 1918 fix is true, these poor Cubs fans will be able to say (just as White Sox fans once did)… “We’ve thrown one since we’ve won one…” anarchosyn photo
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Does Everybody Get A Ring?

It was an unforgettable night at AT & T Park when the Giants players, coaches and staff were presented with their World Series rings.  Apparently there are rules about this sort of thing.  From what I can gather, everyone who was on the roster for the 2010 season is entitled to a ring.  Wow.  That means Brandon Medders, John Bowker, Joe Martinez, Todd Wellemeyer, Matt Downs…  all get rings.  Yeah, each guy contributed in some way.  I know the Giants are classy but… Freddie Lewis gets a ring?  He never played an inning, as he was on the DL, then got traded.  A ring for Jose Guillen?  That’s borderline.  How ‘bout this… Freddie Lewis and Jose Guillen should get a World Series ring.  One ring.  Kind of like a time share.  You get it one weekend, I get it the next.  Plenty of time to show it off at parties and barbecues.  Then give it back. ed and eddie photo
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Shocker.. Bonds Was Evasive...

This time, Barry didn’t get a walk.  It’s a conviction on a single count of obstruction of justice.  The jurors couldn’t decide on the perjury stuff.  Well, actually on one of the perjury counts, they did decide…. except for a lone holdout.  I don’t want to minimize the judicial process, but this is an awful lot of time, effort, testimony, migraine inducing research and money… for this result.  In the end, it was determined that Barry Bonds was evasive.  Yikes.. that’s some breaking news.  And, as in life… a group of people aren’t always on the same page, are they?  Matter of fact, I don’t think you can get 12 people to agree that the sun goes down at night. kevinrushforth photo
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The Last Goodbye...

Wouldn’t you know it.. the last night will be filled with Lakers fans.  You don’t think they’ll rub it in our faces do you?  Well, what can you do?  What is likely to be the Kings final game in Sacramento will elicit plenty of emotions, not just at the arena but for thousands of fans watching the broadcast.  Anger, sadness, pride, futility, frustration, loss… yeah, we feel all of that.  Near the end of “The Cincinnati Kid,” Ladyfingers asks.. “You still playin’ Kid?”  He says softly.. “No, I’m through.”
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Kings.. You'll Miss These Fans...

I guess the sad truth is that Marcos Breton is right, when he wrote “If the Kings leave Sacramento after 26 years, it’s not because any one person is at fault or the community failed.  The NBA simply doesn’t work in Sacramento…”  We’re a small market, not enough corporate money, no mega TV deal… the same story we’ve heard over and over again about cities not named New York, LA or Miami.  And as the final games play out in what will likely be the last Kings season in Sacramento, I realize that they really have left a legacy.  Come on, the thrilling moments… with Vlade, CWebb, Mike Bibby, the Conference Finals.. are too many to count.  And when it was so loud at Arco you couldn’t even think.. well that just doesn’t happen everywhere.  So it doesn’t matter if you move to Anaheim, Kansas City, Jackson Hole or the Ukraine… you’ll never have fans like you’ve had in Sacramento.  26 years.  All in all, it’s been a pretty good run. RMTip21 photo
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Dodger Stadium Scum...

Giants fan Bryan Stow lies in a coma while battling life-threatening brain injuries after he was brutally assaulted in the Dodger Stadium parking lot.  As much as I detest the Dodgers, even I can’t believe the perpetrators are actual baseball fans.  No, you are criminals, thugs… who deserve to be locked up for a long time.  Though I’m sure LAPD is on the case, why is this taking so long?  This wasn’t random violence in downtown LA… this was on stadium property immediately following a game.  A hundred witnesses not enough for you?  And what about security?  I believe there’s wall-to-wall surveillance for every inch of Walmart, Thunder Valley, or the local Shell station.  But not for Chavez Ravine.  And the tone coming from Dodgers officials seems to suggest that they’re happy the majority of fans had a great time… and only a few were beaten.  If the O’Malleys still owned the Dodgers, they wouldn’t have stood for this.  I’m guessing those geniuses in the clown car run by the McCourts.. don’t have a clue.  At AT & T Park, the Giants will pay tribute to Bryan Stow and collect donations on his behalf on April 11th, the series opener against…. the Dodgers. jondoeforty1 photo
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My Plan To Save Natomas...

Dale Kasler and Ryan Lillis point out in the Bee today that “if any place figures to get clobbered by the Kings’ exit, it would be Natomas, the team’s home since relocating from Kansas City in 1985.”  Obviously a lot of businesses, especially restaurants and bars,  will feel the sting if all those fans don’t have any games to go to.  Let’s see...  there’s Malabar, a Hooters, lots of taquerias, rib joints and sushi places that need to stay afloat in this dismal economy.  The experts are making this too complicated.   Here’s my plan.  Every now and then, we’ll get 17,000 former Kings fans to meet up near Truxel.  We’ll take about $285.00 out of our wallets that would have represented tickets, parking, beers and snacks.  Then we’ll put the money back into our wallets… and go eat.  It’ll feel like a bargain.  Let’s start with some wings! virtualern photo
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The Misfits Are Back...

No one repeats as World Series Champions… at least that’s the prevailing wisdom.  But I wouldn’t bet against these guys, as they finally begin to defend their title tonight in La-La Land against the hated Dodgers.  Most of the Misfits return, and a young pup named Brandon Belt surprised everyone by making the opening day roster.  If they struggle early, not to worry.  ‘Cuz they’ve come back.  Seemed like Tim Lincecum was 0 for August last season…. and Panda hit into two double plays before breakfast.  Oh, and Buster Posey, Pat Burrell, Cody Ross, Javier Lopez and Madison Bumgarner weren’t even on the team on Opening Day last year.  Somehow, it all worked out, didn’t it?   If you don’t have Band of Misfits by Giants beat writer Andrew Baggarly, get it. harmonyrae photo
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Bonds.. "No, You're Out Of Order..."

That the Barry Bonds trial is actually taking place in downtown San Francisco is somewhat comical to me.  I mean, if it’s in Beverly Hills, this is a different story.  Philadelphia?  That’s automatic prison.  But here in the City by the Bay?  Apparently prosecutors think these jurors couldn’t care less that the guy in the hot seat has worn the uniform of the World Champions of Baseball…  Hilarious.  Do you mean to tell me you’ve found 12 people who say they haven’t heard of BALCO…or Bonds?  Of course, according to that Newsweek story… a third of Americans don’t know who the Vice President is.  Yeah, that’s who I want on my jury.  Then there’s Greg Anderson, who’s done a lot of jail time for refusing to testify.  What’s the upside for him?  Good lord… there are guys in the Mafia who couldn’t keep quiet this long… guano photo
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NBA Players Save A Life...

Until last week, the details of this story (originally reported by Gary Woelfel of journaltimes.com) were not widely known.  Seven years ago, former Los Angeles Clippers coach Kim Hughes was diagnosed with prostate cancer.  A biopsy showed  his cancer was much worse than he believed, and after finding out the Clippers organization (the evil Donald Sterling) would not cover the cost of surgery, some of his players stepped up.  Corey Maggette, Marko Jaric, Chris Kamen and Elton Brand quietly and without fanfare… chipped in to pay for the expensive surgery that would save the life of their friend and coach.  As for Donald Sterling, his pathetic record speaks for itself. keith allison photo
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Bracket Mania...

Here’s some stuff to ponder while you’re checking your bracket.   TheSmokingjacket.com reports that the official name of March Madness is the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship, but no one says that.  .. There used to be a lot fewer teams.  As late as 1950, there were only eight teams in the tournament.  .. A 16 seed has never won its opening round game. .. The FBI estimates that $2.5 billion is illegally wagered each year on March Madness.  Right.  Any time you’re talking about illegal action, just triple that number. .. The odds of getting 100 percent of your bracket right is one in 147.57 quintillion.  You have a better chance of hiring Gilbert Gottfried… twice. .. And finally, NEVER beg someone who knows nothing about basketball… to throw in 10 bucks and hand in their bracket.  He/She will win it all. david reber photo
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Welcome To Palookaville...

The Kings were tough last night against the Magic.  They played their hearts out and came up a little short.  It’s the story of the season.  Well, not the big story, which is that they’re probably on their way out.  I can’t help but watch these games with sadness, with regret… that smart people couldn’t find a way to keep our team here.  I agree with Marcos Breton, that this should have all been worked out before the eleventh hour.  Yeah, it’s complicated, but I know how Kansas City fans must have felt when their Kings left town.  But at least they still have the Royals and the Chiefs.  And now Kansas City does have a new basketball arena… and they still can’t get an NBA team.  At the moment, Hartford, Connecticut is the largest media market without a major sports franchise.  So I guess we’ll take over that distinction.  Dubious.  With all due respect, we’re about to become Modesto.  Oh, and I hear that LA fans are dying to have the Kings.  Right.  That interest level is on fire… right after the Lakers, Dodgers, Angels, Clippers, Trojans, Bruins, Ducks, Pluto, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Knott’s Berry Farm and Charlie Sheen.  Then the Kings.  Yeah, you’ll be big news in LA.  Hilarious.  Up here in Palookaville?   We’ll live.  But it won’t be the same. cogdogblog photo
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When All Else Fails, Blame Scott Boros...

Mark Teixeira’s got one of the sweetest contracts in baseball.  He earned it.  He’ll be a Yankee ‘til he’s 37, and his family’s set for life.  Last week Mark dumped his agent of 10 years, Scott Boros.  Fair enough.  It’s a business decision.  I know you loved Scott when he got you that 180 million, but I guess you don’t need him now.  When the story broke, it sure brought out all the Scott Boros haters.  He’s scum.. he’s a slime ball.  Yeah, Scottie’s responsible for ruining the draft, for escalating salaries… he’s blamed for everything from global warming to the Lindbergh kidnapping.  Scott’s pretty good at getting rich owners to cough up a lot of money for his players.  Uh, that’s his job.  If I were 18 and could throw 100 mph on the black, I’d be in his office today.  I love Scott Boros.  He’s smart, he’s shrewd, and he’s not Drew Rosenhaus.  From what I can see, Scott plays by the rules.  You don’t like the rules..   change the rules.  And Scottie’s from Elk Grove High School.  We’re from the Herd. Robert S. Donovan photo
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There's No Crying In Basketball...

So the Miami Heat have lost their last four.   They’re pressing, they’re rattled… they’re giving away opportunities.  Yeah, life is tough in the NBA.  And immediately in the spotlight was head coach Erik Spoelstra, who admitted that some of his players were bawling in the locker room  after their latest late-game choke job.  There’s nothing wrong with getting emotional…. with wanting to win.  Guys cry all the time… that’s no big deal.  What surprised me  was when coach Spoelstra seemed utterly shocked that the media would make “crying” the headline.  Are you nuts?  I knew that would be the lead story as soon as I heard the clip.  If you don’t want to be the star of “The Crying Game,” then shut the hell up.  Columnist Jason Whitlock has a great story here.  rabble photo
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Let's Just Be Glad.. We Had Some Time To Spend Together...

It’s an insult, a slap-in-the face, it’s heartbreaking… it’s long overdue.  However way you want to describe your feelings, you get the sense that our NBA franchise is leaving town.  Of course the Maloofs are frustrated…so are the fans.   Who wouldn’t be?    And although talk of relocation has come up before, this time it feels more sinister.  In the midst of all this negativity, the Kings shocked the Orlando Magic last night with a gutsy, spectacular performance.  I thought of all of the unforgettable moments we’ve been witness to…  with Vlade, Peja, C-Webb and Spud Webb.  The last-second wins, holding on against the Lakers… the decibel level so high you couldn’t hear yourself think.  Yeah, we’re small market but we’re proud.  At least we were.  I’ll keep a good thought…. For The Good Times.
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Will Someone Please Notice Me?

I couldn’t help but notice RadarOnline’s story about Jaimee Grubbs.  That’s right, she’s back.  One of Tiger’s dozens of (hundreds of?) mistresses says “she’s been misunderstood” and bullied by the media.  About her affair with the world’s most famous golfer, she said “Hopefully people will forget about it and think of it as an event that was unfortunate for a lot of people.”  Forget about it?  I thought we already had.  And she said..”..I’m trying to push forward and move on.”  Move on?  We’d all love to… if you would just shut the hell up. Mike Licht photo
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Dunk This...

In the days of Michael Jordan, Dominique Wilkins and even the great Spud Webb, the NBA Slam Dunk Contest used to be an earth shattering event.  It seems like the “cool factor” has worn off a bit now.  Not as many slammers want to get involved, for a variety of reasons.  Maybe it’s the risk of injury… maybe it’s the money (isn’t it always the money?).  Maybe it’s because just about every conceivable outrageous dunk has been done already.  And it used to be just a guy and a ball.  Nowadays, there are supporting actors, guys jumping over candles, people holding props, choreographed dunk routines.   What is this… an episode of Glee?  Still, there is that moment when someone blows the roof off.  It could happen.
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So He Hates SF...

I’m sure you’ve seen the story by now… San Diego Padres ace pitcher Mat Latos has signed a few baseballs with “I Hate SF” under his signature.  I guess he’s having a little fun, and the sale of the baseballs will raise money for charity.  Good.  But thanks for reminding me of last season’s closing days.  The Padres owned the Giants last year, and the NL West title came down to the final day, with you on the mound.   As I recall, not only did you fail to beat the Giants in Game 162, you gave up a triple in the gap… to lefty Jonathan “Let’s Watch Him Go” Sanchez.   As they say in poker, “You don’t have to win every hand… just the last one.”  So we’re lookin’ forward to a great rivalry again this year… with you on the hill, backed up by Adrian Gonzalez.  Oh wait..  you don’t have Adrian anymore, do you? SD Dirk photo
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Swimsuit Issue Today.. Oh The Humanity...

Some guys wait for this day all year… It’s the 2011 Swimsuit Issue in Sports Illustrated.   Some folks used to have a cow over this annual spread… words like “cheapen, degrade and outrage” would fly around.  People would picket the stores that sold the magazine, like it was porn or something.  At least it got everybody talkin’ about it.  Back in 1964, the sports editors were looking for something cool to fill the space between the end of football season and the start of baseball season.  So I guess it’s worked out pretty well.  Mark Sebastian photo
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NFL Damage Control.. Where Are My Seats?

The Super Bowl is over, but the NFL is still dealing with about 400 unhappy fans who lost their seats after the temporary seating at Cowboys Stadium was declared unsafe.  During the game, the displaced ticket holders did what I did… watched the game on TV.  Who wouldn’t be ticked off?  The league was offering refunds worth triple the face value of their tickets. Hilarious.  I’d want triple the value of the scalper’s price… and remuneration for the airfare and the ridiculous hotel rates I had to cough up.  The NFL is also inviting these fans to next year’s Super Bowl.  What if I’m a die-hard Packers fan and I just missed my chance to see history?  Unless my team returns to the Super Bowl, why the hell would I want to see next year’s game?  And another thing.  If Jerry Jones had spent a little less time trying to set the Super Bowl attendance record with that Party Plaza scam, and a little more time taking care of real ticket holders, this may not have happened.  Well, the NFL says they’re conducting “a thorough review.”  Which usually means.. “You’re out of luck.. have a great day.”
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Poor Christina Aguilera...

Is it the worst thing to botch the lyrics to the national anthem on the biggest stage in the world?  No.  It wasn’t the first time that an embarrassing gaffe has happened, and it won’t be the last.  And I don’t doubt that you love this country.  I also don’t doubt that you are what I thought you were:  a spoiled, self-centered diva… who has absolutely no sense of style, taste, or the appropriateness of the moment.  You had to make it all about you.  And the way things are these days… you’ll probably become more famous than ever.  But there are lots of dumbass entertainers who, for some reason, become spectacularly popular.  “Twilight’s last reaming??”  Pathetic.
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Critical Lap Dancer Shortage...

All eyes are on Dallas this weekend… it seems like it’s the center of the universe.  A zillion football fans are descending on the city… there are hotel rooms to be booked, food has to be ordered, and certain other needs have to be met.  Huliq.com is reporting that there is a shortage of strippers in and around Dallas.  Club owners say they need about 10,000 “entertainers”  on a temporary basis, to take care of the demand.  Both day and night time shifts are available.  Well, at least it means jobs… mensdailyforum photo
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The Kings Did What?

If I didn’t see it, I wouldn’t have believed it.  The Kings, doing their best impression of the worst team in basketball for much of this season, shocked the World Champion Lakers on Friday night in LA… then closed out the Hornets (who’d won TEN in a row) on Saturday.  And when did DeMarcus Cousins become Karl Malone?  I don’t know, and I really don’t care.  The much vilified home club has their hands full with the Boston Celtics tomorrow… and it won’t get any easier the rest of the way.  But it doesn’t matter.  For one brief shining moment… they were the real deal.  And the coach, the players and the fans should not forget what that was like. sacbee photo
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What The Hell Happened To Car Names?

When I was growing up, there was the ‘Vette, the Cobra..  the legendary GTO.  I mean they sounded like they meant business… and they did.  There were 442s, Z-28s, Chargers… even Road Runners and Challengers.  That’s the great Bill Bagshaw on the left, in his “Red Light Bandit.”  I mean his Challenger looks like it's in a hurry.  Now, the marketing geniuses have come up with the Yaris, the Aspire… the Equus.  I’m starting to get dizzy.  There’s the Aveo, the Flex… and the Versa.  (isn’t the versa a sac on your elbow?)  I imagine the suits sit around a conference table and ask for “creativity.”  Does someone yell out “Tourag”… and they high-five each other?  Let’s pop some champagne. moparts photo
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Back To Leather Helmets.. Seriously?

In the current edition of HBO’s Real Sports, Bryant Gumbel visits with Troy Aikman.  The former Super Bowl star knows a thing or two about head trauma, having suffered four or five or ten concussions in his illustrious career.  His take on the brutality of the game might surprise some.  Aikman:  “I think that we’re at a real crossroads, as it relates to the grassroots of our sport, because if I had a 10-year-old boy, I don’t know that I’d be real inclined to encourage him to play football, in light of what we’re learning about head injury.”  He went on to say.. “The only way you’re gonna eliminate helmet to helmet contact is to take the helmets off.  Go back to leather helmets.  I mean, I think – a defensive player would be much less inclined to lead with his head, if he had no protection.”  I get the impression he wasn’t trying to be funny.   We’ve all seen the recent studies that seem to link head trauma in sports…. to early onset of dementia and Alzheimer’s disease, even ALS.  And there’s nothing funny about that. fotosearch photo
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Jerry Jones.. Weasel-icious...

Jerry Jones, you self-important grandstanding weasel!  Oh wait, that sounded a little harsh.  Sorry.  I’m sure you know that the owner of the Dallas Cowboys wants to set the Super Bowl attendance record so badly,  he’s created a Party Plaza, outside Cowboys Stadium.  Here, $200 ticket buyers can watch the game on a screen… and pretend they’re inside where the action is. That’s rich.  That the NFL is allowing these fans to count toward Super Bowl attendance is, well, an outrage.  But hats off to you as a business man, Jerry.  You got folks to dish out 900 bucks to park, sip on $9 beers, pay $200 to watch a game that’s on free TV… then get caught in 4 hours of after-game traffic.  I’ll be watching at home… will that count towards the attendance record?  Gee, I hope so. businessweek photo
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Story 'Bout A Man Named Jed...

What a difference a week makes.  For a while there, Jed York was the most famous Jed since the Clampetts pulled into Beverly Hills, but without the respect.   49er fans wanted Jed York run out of town on a rail.  ”You Bozo!  You’re in over your head!  Sell the team!  You can’t play with the big boys!”  You get the idea.  Then he pulled it off. He reeled in the biggest fish in the ocean, when he landed the most sought-after coach in football…. Jim Harbaugh.  Of course, that doesn’t guarantee anything, but you can be sure… it settled the waters.  And the Niner Nation is now officially giddy.  Now, all the frenzied chatter is about QB.  “But we don’t have a quarterback!”   No kidding?  Yeah, I think Mr. Harbaugh realizes that.  He’ll get one… so try to keep your panties on. zimbio photo
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The Vic Wertz Curse.. By The Numbers...

Oh no, Giants fans aren’t superstitious.  Not much.  We all know that 56 years of futility came to an end on November 1, 2011.  And my good friend Pete Dufour was living and dying with every pitch, as a lot of us were.  But Pete’s little mind was working overtime.  He saw the truth… he saw the reality of what he calls “The Curse of Vic Wertz”..  which is now, of course,  over.  There were signs in the playoffs… The Mays catch was 56 years ago… The Renteria over-the-shoulder grab had Torres, number 56, looking on.   The 3-G commercial that aired soon after… showed a phone with the time, 10:54.  Yeah, October, 1954… the last World Championship.  You get the idea.  And there’s a lot more.  You’ll love it here in the Auburn Journal. Nice work Peter. annarbor photo
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49ers Will Take.. Door Number Three...

I can’t stand it.  A new head coach is bound to be named soon, and the suspense is palpable.  And we love the rumors, don’t we?  Harbaugh’s going to Michigan.. no he’s not.  The Stanford coach has been linked to offers from the Dolphins, the Broncos, the Raiders and the Bad News Bears.  Bill Cowher?  Not even a mention.  Jon Gruden?  Not interested.  What about Brian Billick?  Hey, any guy who can win the Super Bowl with Trent Dilfer is a genius… or a magician.  And there’s Marty Mornhinweg, former Lions coach who’s now the offensive coordinator for the Eagles.  They average nearly 400 yards of offense a game. Of course, as David Fucillo points out, the Eagles have Michael Vick.  Jimmy Ray could run that offense.  Okay, maybe not… wsj photo
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The Tomsula Era Ends.. With A Gatorade Bath...

So it’s over for the 49ers.  A season of lofty expectations and crushing disappointment…  ends with a win for interim head coach Jim Tomsula.  Forget that they finished 6-10.  Forget that they underachieved on so many fronts.  How could you not notice that the players seemed to come alive for the new guy?  I saw more enjoyment, and if you’ll pardon the expression, “glee”…  in one game than I saw in 16 weeks with Mike Singletary.  There were smiles, there was encouragement on that Niner sideline… and you can damn well believe there were some high fives when Vernon Davis streaked into the end zone with that 59 yard touchdown pass.  When Alex Smith was asked if playing this loose would have helped earlier in the season, what he didn’t say about Singletary spoke volumes.  Lowell Cohn has a great take in his Cohn Zohn. It was fun to watch.  The San Francisco 49ers finish one of the most disappointing seasons in their history, and the head coach gets a Gatorade bath…  Priceless. blogblitznfl photo
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Will Someone Put Us Out Of Our Misery?

Stop me if you’ve heard this before…. The 49ers are still alive in the West.  I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.  And I have to admit, I couldn’t help but root against Sam Bradford and Matt Hasselbeck yesterday… that’s what kind of dark comedy this has devolved into.  In this bizarro world of playoff confusion, the Niners can actually win the division if Seattle and St. Louis choke.  I heard Coach Sing say he wasn’t sure about putting Troy Smith in at quarterback, suggesting he’s not as familiar with the playbook.  Really?  The opposing defenses seem to be real familiar with the 49ers playbook… and they don’t even come to the meetings…. ninersnation photo
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Bengals Spare No Expense...

I know, you could argue that the 49ers are the worst team in football… it sure feels that way sometimes.  But then there are the Cincinnati Bengals.  They’ve only won twice this season.. and they’ve lost 10 in a row.  Not that we’re sympathetic… but you’ll love this item in Sports Illustrated. A letter went out to season ticket holders a while back to entice them to return for another year of “fun.”  What do you think they’re offering as a bonus…. a Caribbean cruise?  Trip to Vegas?  Nope.  They’re offering popcorn.   Not unlimited popcorn… one box. And for a limited time.  From a letter sent by the team:  “.. we would love for you to join us again!  For a limited time only, if you purchase new Season Tickets, you will receive a voucher for a free box of popcorn.”  If it wasn’t so sad, well…. it would be comical. pubsub photo
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49ers Still In It... Hilarious...

The NFC West is a stinker. Okay, we get it.  And there’s a mathematical chance that the 49ers could make the playoffs.  There’s also a mathematical chance that Wesley Snipes could be President of the United States.  Well, maybe not.  But the fact is, a 7-9 team could go to the post season this year.  Oh the outrage!  It’s as if California is about to break off into the ocean or something.  Get over it… we didn’t make the rules.  If the rest of the NFC West keeps losing, and the 49ers keep winning, the unthinkable could happen.  In the end, if the Niners pull this off… we’ll see mass hysteria, human sacrifice… dogs and cats living together..  and the Taj Mahal will become a taqueria… zimbio photo
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49ers Awaken.. After Only 14 Weeks...

If Alex Smith had thrown four interceptions yesterday instead of Matt Hasselbeck, he’d have been run out of the country.  That’s right… head straight through the tunnel, don’t look back… and catch a waiting plane to the Netherlands, or wherever.  But no, the real 49ers (not the imposters who went to Green Bay) finally showed some life in week 14.  Well, I guess it’s never too late.  The humiliation of Seattle was some big time entertainment… more enjoyable than an episode of Glee.  I know the line about Seattle..”Oh, they’ve got so many guys hurt..”  Don’t give me that crap.  What do you want, sympathy?  You want sympathy, get a dog.  Yeah, the division sucks… but we didn’t make the rules.  We’re so jacked up, we actually want the Chargers.  Hilarious. reignoferror photo
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Alex Smith.. It's On You Baby...

Alex, you’ve been the starter, you got benched, hurt, forgotten, vilified….  and now you’re back in. Not much is riding on this you know… just your future as an NFL quarterback.   So Alex, this is your playoff.  It’s all on you to take us to the promised land.  Sure, you were 1-6, but a lot of those losses were with Jimmy Raye.. and we know what a renaissance period that was.  It’s fascinating that this deep into a bad season, there’s a faint chance that a win might mean something.  At 5-8, we’re still in it.  Hilarious.  But 4-9?  Turn out the lights.  Coach Sing says he wants to play the quarterback that “gives us the best chance to win.”  Actually that would be Joe Montana, but I think he retired. espn photo
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Turn Out The Lights...

In reading Dave Goldberg’s excellent appreciation of the late Don Meredith, it sounds like the old Dallas quarterback had retired to the quiet life in Santa Fe, New Mexico.  He’d been out of the spotlight for, oh…. 25 years or so.  So I’m sure there’s a whole generation of young football fans who associate Monday Night Football commentary with the likes of Paul Maguire, Tony Kornheiser or, yikes…. Dennis Miller.  But for me, Don Meredith was the original… and perfect for the role.  A laid back guy who didn’t take himself or the game too seriously.. and who could puncture the pomposity of one Howard Cosell.   That’s big in my book.  About a Cleveland Browns receiver with the unusual name of Fair Hooker, said Don…”Fair Hooker?  Well, I haven’t met one yet.”  A lot of us will miss Don Meredith. usatoday photo
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Kings Slipping Into Dangerous Territory...

Wouldn’t it be great to be a Lakers fan?  Not really.   I’d rather stick a rusty nail in my eye.  No, I’m stuck with the Kings. I know what it’s like to hope, to cheer… to believe good things will happen, eventually.  But this feels different.  The frustration of enduring loss after loss has its limits.  There’s anger, there’s grief… there’s finger-pointing.  But sadly, there’s something dark and sinister that seems to be lurking around the corner.  And that’s the much feared….Apathy.  That’s right… at some point, we may not care.  When’s the next game?  Don’t care.  Who are we playing?  Don’t care.  You think there are empty seats now?  It could get even more pathetic.  Maybe we’re spoiled.  We know what it’s like to see a team play hard and contend every night..  but that was so last century. modbee photo
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Gotta Look At The Film...

Humiliating.  Embarrassing.  Yes, it was a butt-whipping at the hands of the Tampa Bay Bucs last Sunday.  The 49ers got shutout at home for the first time in 33 years.. and suffered their worst shutout here in 50 years.  With the exception of Patrick Willis, it was a disaster… we get it.  As the coach likes to say, “I’ve gotta look at the film.”  I’ll bet he didn’t enjoy that.  Don’t forget the scene where their 300 pound tackle got to do the bunny hop in the end zone.. to celebrate his own touchdown.  Ouch.  But I feel better about it today.  Because the good news is… it can’t get any worse.  Or can it?  I’d better look at the film… espn.go photo
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Eric Johnson.. Nice Catch...

I see that TV star and professional celebrity Jessica Simpson is now engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson.  Eric had some very good years with the San Francisco 49ers, so we feel kind of close to the guy.  At least we wish him well.  There is a rumor floating around that Jessica’s stunning $100,000 ruby-and-diamond engagement ring was paid for by the bride-to-be herself.  A pal tells PopEater.com, “No way could Eric – who doesn’t have a job at the moment – afford to purchase such an expensive ring.”  Right.  Like Eric would be the first guy in history… who’s bought an engagement ring he couldn’t afford.  Good luck you two… Inquisitr photo
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The Giddiest 3-6 Team In Football...

I know, it seems a little much to be this happy about being tied for the cellar.  But come on… this was the Rams.  I was gettin’ pretty tired of hearing about their darling new superstar, Sam Bradford.  Oh, he’s good alright.  But he lost…  in overtime.  After one of the most underachieving, humiliating starts to a football season in recent memory, the 49ers dug deep, played hard… and scored about 50 points.  Of course only 23 of ‘em counted.  No, it wasn’t pretty.  If you want pretty, date Jessica Simpson.  And Coach Singletary doesn’t want to comment on who the starting quarterback will be for Tampa Bay.  Hilarious.  Troy Smith just threw for 356 yards… and he’s 2-0.  You don’t need to look at the film… we all saw what happened.  Saying Troy Smith should start… is like saying Luigi’s Pizza is really fine. paul sakuma photo
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Out. The Glenn Burke Story Premieres Tonight...

As Ann Killion points out, Glenn Burke was one of the great high school athletes to come out of the Bay Area in the 1970s.  He was a top prospect for the LA Dodgers, a starter in the 1977 World Series… and a player for his hometown Oakland A’s.  And he was openly gay.  While many of his teammates were well aware of, even tolerant of his homosexuality at the time… he was run out of baseball by the time he was 27 years old.  He wasn’t the first gay player in a major sport, and he won’t be the last.  His tragic story is told in a one hour documentary on Comcast Sports Net tonight at 8. csnbayarea photo
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Canadian Earns Poker Immortality.. And $8.9 Million...

In poker tournaments, you don’t have to win every hand… just the last one.  Jonathan Duhamel, a 23-year old college dropout from Quebec, is the first Canadian champion of the World Series of Poker Main Event… taking home a stunning $8.9 million.  You could win the Masters, the Daytona 500 and the Kentucky Derby in the same year….. and not earn $8.9 million.  Oh yeah, that is some serious money.  John Racener was runner-up, and I’m sure he was disappointed he came so close to poker immortality.  But it’s almost comical to think someone would bank the second place check, $5.5 million… and be disappointed.  Catch Final Table action tonight on ESPN. pokernetwork photo
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The Real Reason Art Garfunkel Is Suffering...

Art Garfunkel tells Rolling Stone that he needs to be patient as he recovers from a serious throat problem.  “My voice is coming back slowly, too slowly,” he says.  We hear that Art is a huge Philadelphia Phillies fan.  No doubt he was among those yelling vulgarities at the Giants… at the top of his lungs.  Throat problems?  Coincidence?  Hey Art,  I’ll make you feel at home… “Strike Three Called… and The Giants win the Pennant!” Eat that. nypost photo
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The Truth About Matt Cain...

The Fox broadcasters on the World Series kept bringing up Art Garfunkel whenever Matt Cain came on the screen.  I didn’t buy it.  I kept thinking… no, he reminds me of someone else… I just couldn’t think of who it could be.  Oh wait.  A flashback to a TV series that aired way back in the Mays/McCovey era… Family Affair. Matt Cain is Jody. There.. I feel better now.
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Anything Else Happen While The Giants Made History?

Oh yeah… I think there was an election. Other random thoughts..  the 49ers have a better record than the Dallas Cowboys.  Hilarious. Meg Whitman gave it a strong shot.  She spent more money than the entire Giants payroll… but has a little less to show for it. Television ratings for this year’s World Series equaled the lowest ever.  Good.  We’re happy to enjoy this by ourselves.  I’ll bet the ratings at your house were through the roof. The Rally Thong is 31 – 14. After the clincher in Texas, a reporter mentioned to Pat Burrell…”When Edgar Renteria came to the dugout after his 3-run homer, you kissed him.”  Pat said… “yeah, he’s lucky that’s all I got away with…” christian petersen photo
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The Welcome Home...

I guess I wasn’t ready for this.  Of course I was afraid to allow for the possibility that the Giants could be World Champions… I mean it hasn’t happened in 56 years.  But the parade was spectacular.  And Comcast Sports Net streamed it beautifully for  millions of fans to share.   And the broadcast set just the right tone…  no bimbo reporters or MLB experts to be seen.  The streets of San Francisco have never looked so good.  My favorite moment… when closer Brian Wilson jumped off the cable car and went out into the crowd in the middle of the parade.   The overhead shot made him look like one of those escaped fugitives on Cops.  He’s in character every moment…. paul sakuma photo
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At Last...

It won’t sink in for a while.  It seemed like one of those fake souvenir headlines you buy on vacation. “Giants Win The World Series.” Yeah, right.  I give credit to the Yankees, the Phillies… the Boston Red Sox and all the rest.  I knew it would be hard to be Champions… I didn’t think it would be this hard.  But Joe Morgan was right.  He said the pitching was phenomenal… but that the best TEAM did win it all. The Braves series, the Phillies series… those could have gone either way.  But not this time.  The favored Texas Rangers, the best hitting team in baseball… were dominated by a bunch of rookies, castoffs and vets who pulled for each other every step of the way.  This is for Willie Mays, Willie McCovey, Juan Marichal..  this is for Lon Simmons, Hank Greenwald and The Humm Baby, Roger Craig.  And to all those experts who never gave an ounce of credit to the Giants, please jump off our bandwagon now.   We never needed you in the first place.  My Mom will be 91 this month.  She’s seen just about every pitch of every inning of Giants baseball this year.  She picked the Giants in Five. Tony Gutierrez photo
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Niners Undefeated.. In London...

I can imagine how woozy the Denver Broncos must have felt.  They came into the time-zone late… got beat by the lowly 49ers… and heard boos when they had the ball.  Yeah, the 49er magic works in the United Kingdom too.  But the real story is that Smith rocks as quarterback. No, not that Smith.  It’s Troy Smith…. the guy who’s been with the team for about an hour.  His arm, his legs… his presence could mean there’s a new sheriff in town.  I know, 2-6 doesn’t sound like much.. but it’s a start.  You watch… Troy Smith will be the second most popular topic this week.  Second after the San Francisco Giants. warren little photo
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Giants Succumb To Halloween Prank...

What’s next, a ride on the Spooky Train.. or the Creepy Carousel?  This can’t be for real. The black and orange-clad band of misfits and castoffs has apparently been swallowed up in some bizarre parallel universe…. that is unmercifully teasing their fans and followers to the point of uncontrolled frenzy.  Let’s be serious.  No, it’s too late for that.  A team that finds it hard to scratch out two or three runs a week just doesn’t score 20 runs in two nights…  in the World Series.  Right.  I knew it was a dream when Juan Uribe WALKED. He hasn’t walked since the Triassic period.  So please don’t wake me. michael macer/sf chron photo
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World Series Ratings Sink To Nothing...

Except here in Giants territory. No, we’re not in Boston anymore.  As Henry Schulman of the SF Chronicle pointed out, why would anyone else in the country care about the Giants or the Rangers?  What East Coast bias?  The baseball experts and their networks spent all year ignoring the 25 teams that are not in New York, Boston or Los Angeles.  As you’d expect, no one knows who the San Francisco Giants or the Texas Rangers are.  So the rest of America can watch football, basketball, do their yard work…. we don’t give a $##+.  Let us have this World Series to ourselves.  Just don’t pre-empt Game Two to join  a Yankees reunion banquet in progress… And Bruce Bochy was hilarious yesterday.  He was asked if Vladimir  Guerrero playing right field would be a problem for Texas.  He said, “No, he’ll be fine.”   You know he was thinking… “You wanna patrol right field?  Here, suck on this…” brant ward/chron photo
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No Chance For The Giants.. Again...

How will the Giants bounce back after dropping Game One of the World Series?  I mean, all of the talking heads have given them ZERO CHANCE against Cliff Lee and the big bats of the Texas Rangers.  Didn’t Texas score a zillion runs during the season?  Aren’t they too powerful, too fast, too opportunistic for this little ol’ band of misfits and castoffs.  Maybe.  Then the overachievers will just have to suck it up tomorrow… and again in Texas.  And if you believe Mitch Williams… he said the Rangers are a lock to win.  Just like the Phillies were. uspresswire photo
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Maria and Sasha.. Are You Kidding Me?...

Don’t tell me you’re the new power couple. I used to have some respect for Maria Sharapova… until now.  I see she’s apparently engaged to Sasha Vujacic, of the Los Angeles Lakers.  How do guys like this always end up with the hotties?  This is the trash talking punk-ass guard who has tormented the Kings for years.  He gets in their face, then swishes a three… then gets in their face some more.  It can’t get much more humiliating.  So I hope she tortures your soul, ruins your season, eviscerates your manhood… and takes you for every nickel you’ve got.  Other than that, I’m not bitter. getty images photo
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"The Best Team Didn't Win".. Tough $##+!...

There was stunned silence in the park after that called third strike.  And except for a few vulgar shouts from Philly fans not heading for the exits… it was as quiet as a funeral.  For them, I guess it was one.  Rest in peace.  We all knew that the Giants would return to San Francisco as heroes, no matter what.  But for the mighty Phils, the team with the best record in baseball, they HAD to go to the World Series, or they’d be seen as chokers.  Here’s one writer’s take in Philly. They’re in shock that they lost to an untalented bunch of misfits… who got lucky at the right time.  Suck on that.  So here are the markets that are not in the World Series… Boston, New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and St Louis.  San Francisco fans couldn’t care less. Other random thoughts… the shot of Philly fans praying… hilarious… Tim McCarver called Jeremy Affeldt “Aflac.” Roy Halladay, Roy Oswalt and Cole Hamels were all losing pitchers in this series… When Jonathan Sanchez imploded and gave up two runs in the first inning, those were the last two runs the Phillies would score in 2010… In 8 weeks, Cody Ross went from waiver wire to NLCS MVP… Brian Wilson is starting to look like General Jeb Stuart of the Battle of Gettysburg… The Rally Thong is 27-13… Csnbayarea Getty images photo
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Giants Superstitions.. Don't Get Me Started...

I know it’s been torture this year, and we Giants fans have to do everything in our power to help.  Are you one who wears a magic Giants shirt, hat… or sweatpants when you catch a game?  Do you sit in a certain spot, watch a specific TV or hold the only beer that works?  I know the feeling… don’t laugh.  My friend Lee Hansen told me his wife Linda came into the room during a Phillies rally and said “I’d better leave.. I must be bad luck.”  Lee said “Honey, you know I don’t believe in that…. but just to be safe, why don't you go outside?…”  Hey, we don’t tempt the baseball gods.   Same with poker gods, football gods… there’re lots of gods.  To some, this may sound ridiculous… is the rally thong ridiculous? blogs.smarter photo
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Bedlam By The Bay...

The Giants poured out of the dugout so fast, they nearly beat Aubrey Huff to the plate.  Tim Kawakami called it “the greatest rookie performance in Giants playoff history.” Oh, and there was a lot more.  Another big hit for Cody “Babe” Ross, a run-saving throw by Aaron Rowand, huge at-bats for Pat Burrell, Andres Torres and Freddie Sanchez, clutch knocks for Huff Daddy, a mind-blowing four hits for Buster and the tag at the plate… and the cannon arm of Juan Uribe and his game ending stroke.  Add in the edge-of-your-seat  two run double by the demoted but much loved Panda.. all in one night.  Would I love to see them go to the World Series?  Of course.  But I don’t really care now.  It’s easy to forget that the Giants didn’t win the World Series in 1951, but it doesn’t diminish the Miracle of Coogan’s Bluff…. Bobby Thomson’s “Shot Heard ‘Round the World.” But this was the moment.  And on one moonlit October night, in Baghdad by the Bay…. The Giants gave us one to remember…. the Sac Fly Heard ‘Round the World. Nhat V. Meyer photo
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Phillies Get Pitch-Slapped...

And other random thoughts…  They are payin’ the cost to pitch to Ross. Just a couple of weeks ago, Jose Guillen had Cody Ross’s job… The ball Cody hit to drive in the first run was about 6 inches above his shoelaces.. Bruce Bochy juggled the lineup like a Benihana chef.. and looked like a genius… I know it’s popular to rip Joe Buck and Tim McCarver… they’re not really that bad.  Except once in a while. They were fawning over Cole Hamels so much, I wondered why Matt Cain even bothered to show up… No one paid much attention to the plate ump… what a difference from Sunday.. Javier Lopez doesn’t get the big press conference because he’s not the starter, and he’s not the closer.  But the Giants wouldn’t be here without him…. AT & T Park looks marvelous on TV… so much better than that monstrosity in Atlanta, for example… To “Wild Thing” Mitch Williams… I guess it won’t be the Phillies in five after all…. The Phils HAVE to go to the World Series… or they won’t live it down… The Rally Thong is 25-12…. MercuryNews photo
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Niners.. One In A Row...

Alex Smith did not throw an interception for the first time since the Truman administration… and the Raiders’ Jason Campbell had a passer rating of 10.7, smaller than his shoe size.  Yup, the 49ers finally eked out win number ONE. No, it wasn’t pretty, but we’ll take it… anyone can have a bad century.  And look who we’ve got coming up.  A team that went 8-8 last year.. and has struggled to find their way.  Sound familiar?  It’s the winless Carolina Panthers, who’ve had two weeks to think about this.  97% of their fans think they’ll get their first win.. against the hapless 49ers.  Is that so?  Provided he plays, I can wait ‘til Justin Smith and Patrick Willis pancake that punk quarterback Jimmy Claussen.  What do you bet little Jimmy squeals for his mommy? neontommy photo
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Kruk Called It.. It's Mr. Magoo Behind The Plate...

The Giants didn’t lose last night because of the home plate umpire… but he just wasn’t very good.  He stuck it to Roy Oswalt… then he stuck it to Jonathan Sanchez.  He was so bad, it was almost comical.  And Mike Krukow called it BEFORE the game!  He said, “this guy’s not very good back there… doesn’t have a good idea of the strike zone..”  Hello?  Major League Baseball has some very good umps.   Here’s a thought…why don’t you let them work behind the plate sometime?  And I don’t buy the notion that ‘it all evens out.’  That’s horse$$++.  At least try to get it right to begin with. westmetroumps photo
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Phillies A Lock.. Oh Wait...

I know.. The Phillies are the class of the field.  National League Champs two years in a row… great pitching… phenomenal hitting.. . clutch defense… yada yada… we get it.  Their fans have a right to be confident.. about  99 % of them think they’ll eliminate the Giants in, what… four, five games?  You wonder why the Giants even wasted jet fuel..  the Phils are destined to go the World Series, aren’t they?   The only dispute seems to be… are the Giants 10-1 underdogs or are they 14-1?  Oh, but there is one thing.   You do have to get through Giants pitching four times, and no one picked San Francisco to even be here.  The Giants are playin’ on house money… even one victory is a bonus.   So here they come…loose, relaxed, rested.. with 98 mph on the black….   Suck on that. Lea Suzuki photo
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Favre Impersonator...

Someone claiming to be Brett Favre apparently sent racy voice messages and lewd photos of himself to a former Jets hostess.  Oh wait… I just realized how dumb that sounds.  Brett.. Mr. Family Man… Mr. Wrangler Jeans… don’t tell me you’re a sleazeball?  What started out as a little internet story has blown up…these stories usually do, especially if anything lurid is involved.  When you had a chance to deny all of this, you said “I’ve got my hands full with the Jets..” Perfect.  And now, I hear the NFL has fined Terrell Owens..  for “Tweeting with less than 90 minutes to go before a football game.”  Now, that’s serious. cbsnews photo
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Wait.. You Mean We Won?

I was so worried about Tim Lincecum on short rest, the long dreary flight back to San Francisco, lack of run support, the pressure of Game 5…… that I actually didn’t even account for the possibility that the Giants could win it in Atlanta. It was almost..”Wait.. it’s over?”  It feels like everything from here on in is a bonus… we’re playing on house money.  Come on, no one picked the Giants to even contend in the West… doesn’t matter what happens with the Phillies.  They’re the big dog… we’re the underdog.  They’re expected to win… we’re just a bunch of cast-off mercenaries, the overachievers of the year.  But anything’s possible.  As Blackbeard, uh Brian Wilson said last week…. “I wouldn’t want to play us.” Dave Martin photo
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Chilean Miners Just Tweeted...

“We're glad we’re not in the hole Singletary’s in…” That’s too much torture for one day.  Seriously.  The Giants were one strike away from oblivion… victims of that utterly annoying Tomahawk Chop.  I was already thinking of the long flight home… silent in defeat.  Then… the Brooks Conrad Miracle. The gracious thing to say is.. “it could happen to anybody.”  Well, actually, it hasn’t.  Three errors in one game?  That’d be tough to find.  Yup, the Giants blew it… then unblew it.  Sometimes you just have to catch a break.  Then, in the second half of the double feature… the 49ers lose in a bizarre match up with the Eagles…  complete with a Mike Singletary blow up with Alex Smith.  That’s when the Chilean Miners logged in… Espn photo
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Braves Blunder...

Of course Tim Lincecum was outerworldly last night… and Buster Posey looked poised and ready to rock.  But the curious move was when the Braves chose to walk Pablo Sandoval with two out… in order to pitch to Cody Ross. No team in the West would have done that.  Is your scouting report from 2009, or are you just not paying attention?  If you throw two balls in the dirt to Panda, there’s an 85% chance that’s two strikes.  Then, if you throw a ball above his head, there’s a 95% chance he whiffs to end the inning.  At worst, he walks.  Then you can pitch to Cody Ross.  I remember thinking…”If the Braves lose this game, could it be a result of a free pass to Mr. ‘I Can Get Myself Out’?”  They did.. and it was. Csnbayarea photo
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'Bout Time For The Rally Thong...

By now, you know about Aubrey Huff’s infamous “Rally Thong.” That’s right… it made its debut on August 31st.  As he stood there in the locker room wearing his red, rhinestone-studded goodie, he predicted the Giants would go 20-10.  Well, the thong worked its magic, because that’s exactly how they finished this memorable regular season.  I know hats and shirts are cool, but come on.  It’s time to bring out the new, orange and black Huff Daddy Thong! The sight of 40,000 jacked up thong-waving fans is just too delicious for words.  The power of the thong… can’t be wrong. 22gigantes photo
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This Playoff Is Different...

The Giants are in the playoffs for the first time since the Barry Bonds years.  Back in ’02 and ’03, there’s no question that was an exciting time.  But with all that Barry brought… drama, big personality, edge of your seat home run threat… the one thing you could never call him was “a feel good story.”  This group?  A dozen “feel good stories”..  Huff, Posey, Torres, Burrell, Guillen…. Okay, maybe not Guillen.  But you get the picture.  And watching Bruce Bochy get caught up in the moment was about the coolest thing I’ve seen this year.   His lap around the stands with an ear-to-ear grin was so unscripted, so “in the moment”…. and was as spontaneously giddy as the thousands of fans who were cheering him.  It felt good. Csnbayarea photo
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Let's Go Padres.. Just Kidding...

After watching the Ken Burns documentary, the Tenth Inning, I know anything’s possible.  Yeah, the Boston Red Sox came from three games down in the ALCS to shock the New York Yankees.  So with the Giants on the verge of winning the National League West, I’m not ready to relax.  Either way, it would be a monumental choke job.  Three up with three to go?  Please.  On the other hand, the Padres were in first place for three months.  Then, inexplicably…. lost ten in a row.  A week later, they got swept by the Arizona Diamondbacks.  Then they dropped three out of four to the Giants.  We all knew it would come down to this last series… now I have shortness of breath. Dodgerhater photo
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49er Woes On Back Burner...

Last Sunday night, Mike Singletary stayed up ‘til dawn watching an all night horror film marathon.  Oh wait.. those were the first three games.  One coach gets popped… another gets promoted.  Yeah, there’s big time turmoil… and the Atlanta Falcons are no picnic.  So when things get painful, what do we do?  Find someone else to get excited about… like Pat Burrell, or Tim Lincecum, or Buster Posey.  The Giants are in the pennant race of their lives… either life gets very good or very bad over the next 72 hours.  There’s only so much torture you can take… Nationalpost photo
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The Catch.. September 29, 1954...

Giants fans can take a breath, close their eyes for a moment… and pay homage to one of the great moments in baseball history. It was on this day in 1954 that Willie Mays made one of the most remarkable plays ever caught on film, the over-the-shoulder catch of a Vic Wertz drive in Game One of the World Series.  The Polo Grounds had a cavernous center field… and it’s estimated that the ball traveled at least 440, maybe 450 feet.  That’s a home run in any other park, including Yosemite.  The Giants went on to win the Series in ’54…. their last championship…. ever.  By the way, a young player had a 21 game hitting streak that year… Willie Mays.  Let’s see.. didn’t someone else have a 21 game hitting streak this year?  Oh yeah… Buster Posey.  I’m just tryin’ to connect the dots. Sid-hill photo
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Takin' The Fall.. Jimmy Raye...

It’s hard to win football games.  Stuff happens.  But when you witness a debacle like yesterday’s 49ers performance, you know there’s a lot that’s not working….and somebody’s gonna pay.  And while there’s plenty of blame to go around, the scapegoat was offensive coordinator Jimmy Raye, who lost his job today. The tone of the press conference was about as funereal as any I’ve seen…  welcome to the rest of the season.  Some pundits are saying “It’s still early.”   Ah, no it isn’t.  With apologies to Yogi Berra….” It’s gettin’ late early.” Examiner photo
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Frank Gore Was Right...

Yeah, the Saints deserved it.  They just don’t screw up very often…. and the 49ers made WAY too many mistakes.  Come on… four turnovers and a safety?  Please.  Matt Barrows said the 49ers were disgusted but defiant. But something happened last night.  The Alex Smith two-minute drive… the goal line stand… a couple of sacks.  And I’ve replayed that touchdown by Anthony Dixon about ten times.  Barry Sims, Joe Staley, Nate Byham, Mike Iupati and Moran Norris came through.  The vaunted New Orleans d-line?  You got mauled.  It was almost comical.  Frank Gore was right.  He said, “You saw the game…what did they do?  Nothin’.  They didn’t do nothin’.. we beat ourselves.” As much as it hurts to be 0-2..  I dare to think there’s hope for this season yet. sportinglife photo
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I Only Want To Talk About The Saints...

I don’t blame Mike Singletary for being frustrated… who wouldn’t be?  He didn’t like being asked about the play calling meltdown, but getting in Dennis O’Donnell’s face didn’t make it any better.  It made it a whole lot worse.  You know, stuff like this goes viral in a heartbeat. Singletary: … I don’t want to talk about time, I don’t want to talk about clock, I don’t want to talk about any of that. I want to talk about New Orleans if you want to talk about that…. O’Donnell: OK, let’s talk about trying to stop Drew Brees. Singletary: We will not try to stop Drew Brees. We will stop Drew Brees.  Next question. You get the picture.  If the 49ers upset the World Champs, all will be forgiven.   Make room on the bandwagon..  Niner Nation  will be giddy again.  But suffer another stinker… say, 27-10.. and Coach Sing won’t like the next question, either. Foxsports photo
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The Great Storyteller... Ken Burns...

As I sat down to enjoy a delectable lunch buffet of ballpark hot dogs and Cracker Jack, I knew this would be a great day.  Award winning filmmaker  Ken Burns and his colleague Lynn Novick had arrived at the KVIE studios to preview and talk about their new four-hour film, Baseball:  The Tenth Inning. I could listen to Ken talk about his work all day…  no wonder he’s been called America’s greatest storyteller.  The new film covers the steroid era, the addition of Latin and Asian players, and the breakthrough of the Boston Red Sox.  And Giants fans will love the fact that Sacramento Bee columnist and author Marcos Breton has a significant role in this project.   When Marcos wonders WHY he should care so much about the Giants fortunes and asks..”Is it a character flaw?”  I thought… “Oh oh… that’s me.”  The Tenth Inning premieres on KVIE September 28 and 29 at 8pm.  And by the way, on one foggy September night, the Giants slipped into first place for the first time in four months.
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49ers.. Beyond Humiliation...

Yeah, I thought Sunday was a disaster.  But you could see it comin’.. it seems even more humiliating as fans re-live and dissect every little heart-wrenching detail, over and over.  This is what fans do.  “Alex Smith is a loser!”.. “Fire Singletary!”..  “Bench Michael Crabtree!”..  “Play Calling is a Joke!”..  you get the picture.  Oh, there’s plenty of blame to go around, and when you get your butt kicked… it hurts.  It didn’t even feel like 31-6.  It felt more like 51-6.  The only good news?  Joe Nedney was two for two. Zimbio photo
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Be My Guest For The Playoffs...

Playoffs?  You know it!  The Sacramento River Cats are in a first round battle with Tacoma in Round One of the best-of-five playoff series.  I know, blowing a 6 run lead is no fun, and tonight may be the last home game.   But I’ve got a feeling we’re coming back.  I have playoff vouchers for four… up for grabs this afternoon.  Be my lucky texter and you’ll be my guest for some Playoff Baseball at Raley Field. Groupon photo
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Trapped Miner Has Two Questions...

I know.. it’s an amazing survival story that we all hope will have a happy ending.  Apparently one of the 33 trapped miners in Chile has done a lot of thinking during the more than three weeks he’s spent a half-mile underground.  For Esteban Rojas, that means he’s announced that he wants to re-marry his wife. Though they’ve been together for 25 years, they’re now looking forward to a big church wedding.  We’re told Esteban had two questions… “Will you marry me?”… and “What’s wrong with Tim Lincecum?” dailymail photo
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Raider Fans.. No TV For You...

A  TV blackout for the Raider-49ers game?  Please.  Since the Raiders didn’t sellout the Coliseum for tomorrow night’s game, Bay Area fans won’t be seeing the game on live TV.  Yes, sold-out, rockin’ stadiums are nice… I get it.  But come on… doesn’t this hurt the people most likely to be Raider and 49er partisans?  And this just in….with no TV exposure, people tend to find something else to do.  From what I can gather, the Sacramento Faithful will get the game live on Channel 13.  Thank you. nfl photo
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Ted Robinson.. The Best...

I guess you could say we’re spoiled.  One of the best broadcasters in the business… and 49ers play-by-play man Ted Robinson came out for a visit today.  Derek Moore and I chatted with him about the state of the team, new expectations, the rookie linemen…. all the stuff that 49er geeks like to obsess over.  You’ll see it soon in the Jackson Rancheria Video Vault. Then we joined Ted and 49ers marketing guru Bob Sargent for a scrumptious catered lunch in the Entercom conference room.  Not a bad way to spend a work day.  And by the way, there isn’t a better guy to get to know than Ted Robinson…  he’s gracious, funny, incredibly well-informed and humble to a fault.  Catch all the 49ers action this year on ESPN 1320. notredamegoirish photo
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Giants A Lost Cause... 'Til They Pull You Back In...

What are you guys trying to pull?  We were this close to oblivion… then you pummel the Big Red Machine (well, I still call them that) for 27 runs in two days.  I know it’s a long shot, but the Giants refuse to die. Oh yeah, the division leading Padres seem to always be at home, while playing a bunch of stiffs… and never seem to get scored upon.  Meanwhile, the Giants have to deal with red-hot division leaders who like to blow our starters out by the 3rd inning.  There is that.  This just in…. everybody’s tired.  Suck it up.  Welcome to playoff  baseball… torture. nbcsports photo
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ALS Breakthrough?

It can be a challenge to keep up with Real Sports on HBO…. new episodes are on about once a month.   But for my money, it’s not only the best investigative sports show on the air… it may be one of the best shows on television.  The current episode examines what could be a link between brain trauma among athletes… and the deadly disease ALS, commonly called Lou Gehrig’s disease.  A number of football players and boxers have fallen victim to this killer at an early age, including at least  three former San Francisco 49ers (Matt Hazeltine, Gary Lewis and Bobby Waters).  What about the fact that Lou Gehrig was a baseball player?  This report reveals that the Hall of Famer suffered at least six documented cases of severe head trauma during his baseball career… at times being unconscious on the field.  Yet of course,  he’s known for having never taken a day off.  That’s right, his legendary durability may have contributed to his death.  I hope you’ll find this episode and share it… and spread the word that the Sacramento Walk to Defeat ALS is October 2nd at Raley Field. sportsillustrated photo
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Alex Haters Right On Schedule...

Maybe Alex Smith is just not cut out to be an NFL quarterback.  After struggling with the first-team offense yesterday, he’s facing plenty of criticism, as usual.  He should have hit Vernon, .. he missed Delanie Walker… on and on.  Of course, it was only the first preseason game, eventually won by the 49er scrubs, 37-17.  Can you imagine the howls if the Niners had lost 37-17?  And do you get the feeling no one wants any part of tackling rookie Anthony Dixon?  And how about that TV broadcast?  “FYI, I can’t hear myself.”  Torture. mkrob photo
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Odd Man In...

They weren’t kidding.  The Giants were interested in Jose Guillen all along, and have completed a trade for the controversial Kansas City outfielder.  Yeah, he’s been in more locker rooms than Madonna. And I actually thought “clubhouse cancer” was part of his name.  Will he destroy the chemistry the Giants have in this stretch run?  We’ll see.  I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt.  And should he get a bases-loaded triple against the Padres, I could learn to like him a lot.
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Mike Fontenot.. Here's Your New Uniform...

Yes, there is upheaval in baseball.  Infielder Mike Fontenot was obtained by the Giants yesterday in a trade with the visiting Chicago Cubs.  That’s right, he just had to walk across the field into the other clubhouse, change his uniform… and step into “his new identity.”  But here’s a guy who’s spent his entire five year big league career with the Cubs, and in an hour… you’re on the other team’s bench.  But that’s the game… and I look forward to his first big hit as a Giant.  He’ll get a standing ovation from a packed house… and that doesn’t suck.  And I hope one day there could be a trade during an inning…‘I was playing second… now I’m on second.’
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Ken Burns.. Goin' To The 'Tenth'...

If Ken Burns is involved, I’m gonna have to watch it.  He’s responsible for some of the most eloquent stories ever told on television…. The Civil War, Baseball, Jazz, the War and so many others.  The award winning filmmaker has decided to revisit Baseball with The Tenth Inning. The two-night, four-hour film begins where the original left off in 1994 and continues through 2009, covering the steroids era, The Strike and “The Greatest World Series Ever Played.”  And I’m happy to say my fellow Giants lover and Sacramento Bee writer and author Marcos Breton is featured prominently in the film.  Don’t miss it September 28 – 29 on PBS.
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How Is Jerry Kramer NOT In The Hall Of Fame?

After watching the Pro Football Hall of Fame ceremonies over the weekend, I couldn’t help but think about some guys who have been passed over.  It’s been said that this hall is the toughest to get into.  No kidding?  The Green Bay Packers were the greatest team of their generation.  Look at any film of the famous Green Bay Power Sweep, and Jerry Kramer is leading the way.  Yup, teams knew it was coming and they still couldn’t stop it.  Jerry made one of the most crucial blocks in NFL history, allowing Bart Starr to sneak into the end zone in the famous “Ice Bowl.”  An All-Pro 5 times, he helped the Packers win 5 World Championships… and he’s the only member of the NFL’s 50th Anniversary All-Time team that is NOT in Canton. And it bothers me that there’s a whole generation of football fans who don’t even know who Jerry Kramer is.  I suppose he’ll be voted in someday…. I hope they don’t wait until he’s gone. "Instant Replay" photo
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Brett.. Please.. Not Again...

Didn’t we go through this last year?  I guess Brett Favre has not really decided whether to retire, although the Vikings are already in camp and presumably…. are working on stuff.  Not that you’d want to bring attention to yourself but… maybe you could arrange a one-hour special on ESPN.  “Decision II.”  You could have that annoying Jim Gray ask you some weasel questions like… “What did you have for breakfast this morning?”  Or “What’s been going on with you this summer?”  Or “Have you told anyone of your decision?”  Maybe you could drag it out to two hours.  That’d be great. sportinglife photo
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Dodgers Fall... For Now...

When the hated Dodgers go down hard, I’m okay with it.  But, let’s face it…. they’re so good, each game could have gone either way.  Yesterday, the much-maligned Edgar Renteria came through with a two-run triple that sent the partisans into a frenzy.  On Friday, with Brian Wilson out, the Giants had so many guys pouring out of the bullpen for the save, it looked like a clown car.  But Saturday was my favorite.  When Pat Burrell blasted that Broxton fastball into the seats, it was bedlam.  And the shot of the Giants dugout was priceless….  I thought Aubrey Huff was going to have an aneurysm.  I don’t care if the Dodgers are 7 games out, or 27 games out..  they’ll be there in the end.  Oh, and I’ll bet you squirmed last night when ESPN put up a shot of Orlando Cepeda…. that was actually Tony Perez.
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How Can You Not Root For Erik Compton?

PGA golfer Erik Compton is in contention at the Greenbrier Classic in West Virginia.  Yes, he’s playing great golf, but that really doesn’t matter.  Because his is one of the most inspiring stories, not only in sports…. but in life.  Erik is the first person in the world ever to play a professional sport after having had not just one, but TWO heart transplants.  He’s featured in this month’s edition of Real Sports on HBO. Find it.. share it.. enjoy it.
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Rick Reilly's Adventure In Tramplona...

Recently ESPN columnist Rick Reilly traveled to Pamplona to experience the Running of the Bulls, and his actions there evidently caused Yahoo! writer Charles Robinson to have a cow.  He was disgusted that Mr. Reilly swatted bulls with a newspaper, all in the name of writing a column.  “He endangered other runners,” Robinson tweeted.  “He’s why people die.”  Hilarious.  For a second there, I thought that taunting a bunch of 2,500 pound bulls who are running at you down a narrow street….is “why people die.”
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