Walt's Best Worst Movies Of All Time
by Walt Gray
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posted Feb 20 2013 4:52PM
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My best list of WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME. I actually wasted my time and actually tried to watch these in a theater. At least for a while.
"Little Shop of Horrors" (1986) Rick Moranis. Horrible attempt at a musical within a movie or vice versa. I walked out. Singing plants? Please.
"Tommy" (1975) The Who. As much as i like the Who, this was a another rock opera that was tough to kick back and enjoy at the theatre. Many of the Who bandmembers were involved in the movie, starring Roger Daltrey and Ann Margret (my only reason for wanting to stay) I clearly didn't do my homework in this one. My girlfriend was begging me to leave. We did.
"Cable Guy" (1996) Jim Carrey. As much as i've enjoyed many Carrey flicks (Dumb and Dumber, Truman Show) this one had him playing a bad guy psycho. Unsettling to root against the creep.
"Rollerball" (1976) James Caan. I loved Caan as Sonny Corleone and Caan and i even went on a powerboat ride together in Miami in 1987. This flick was a weird sci-fi deal with Caan playing the role of aging rollerball star "Jonathan E". It sucked is all i remember.
"One Million Years BC" (1966) Raquel Welch. Oh, my God. This was a bunch of c-list actors roming around with clubs dodging dinosaurs who wanted to eat them. Thank God Raquel was wearing limited clothing and it spurred one of the hottest sexiest movie posters of all-time. The actors grunted the whole movie because clearly, one million years BC, good dialogue was limited.
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