Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
by James Lee Jobe
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posted Oct 26 2011 6:25PM
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 Jerry Brown won the election, and is now busy looking for a place to stay in Sacramento. You may recall, when he first was governor back in the 1970s, he just rented a little apartment and drove himself in a regular car. Jerry's married now, and has a mansion in the East Bay, but it is too far too commute. Out-going governor Schwarzenegger never really settled in. Sometimes he would fly home to Santa Monica in a private jet, sometimes he would crash at the Marriott. A mistake. You can never fit in here without really living here.
I'm hoping the new governor opts for fun Rio Linda. Never stuffy, Rio Linda is a place where you can leave a car or two up on blocks in the yard, wear a tank top to a wedding, and if your cousin is also your half-brother, no one cares too much. Fine dining? In Rio Linda there is no meat unworthy of being cooked on a grill or a spit, and many creatures can be picked up right on Rio Linda's own roads and lanes. Mmm, wolverine tonight kids!
Welcome back, Governor Moonbeam! Live among us! Would you like a leg? Would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
-Jobe
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