5. The only time you use Microsoft Excel is in March..
4. You think Jose Offerman is a Hall of Famer...
3. You spent more time contemplating the name of your
fantasy team than that of your daughter...
2. You'd stab yourself in the scrotum before letting a
computer pick your team...
1. When Bengie Molina blasts a grand slam to give your
Giants a walk-off victory, your first thought is, "That better
not be my closer!"
You're almost right: Bengie Molina is my catcher, so having him hit a homer, even if it IS against my closer, is something I am excited about! Oh, and our team name: Pelota Patron!